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solemates

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/awYC8v3 by Poutini “Seam me up, Scotty, Liam speaking.” - and as if on a really ill-timed cue, Pez’s doorbell rings. “Are you fucking kidding me?” he exclaims, tripping over the open suitcase on the floor to reach the entrance, dropping his phone in the process. “Listen, I know the name’s a little trite, but - “ the voice on the other end is small. “Fuck! I’m sorry, mate. That wasn’t directed at you. Hold on one moment.” Pez calls out, leaving the phone where it fell. He opens the door to find nothing but a pair of wildly colourful socks held together with a piece of red ribbon in a bow. When you've finally connected with your soulmate, the universe sends you matching socks. Not wearing them comes with consequences. Words: 2984, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Liam (Red White & Royal Blue), Percy "Pez" Okonjo, Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, socks - Character Relationships: Liam/Percy "Pez" Okonjo, Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Matching Socks as a Literary Device, You can run but you can't hide from the socks, puns, No angst just creatively patterned sock vibes read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/awYC8v3

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[schittscreekficrecs]

Out with the old, in with the new, cheers to the future, and all that we do by Poutini

**Work in Progress**

Rated: E

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: New Year's Resolutions, David Rose Can Cook, Experimentation in and out of the kitchen, Spreadsheet included for tracking purposes

Summary: Patrick hums thoughtfully. “Travel would be nice. We should look at putting money away. Maybe we can close between Christmas and New Year’s next year and go somewhere.” David nods against Patrick’s chest. “You know, if we ate out less…” Patrick feigns shock. “David Rose! Are you suggesting - “ “Oh no. I am not cooking.” “Come on, David. This could be fun. Once a week. That alone could cover airfare for one.” “Mmm! Fun. Right.” “I tell you what. You cook on Fridays, and I’ll reward you.”

This is not a WIP, but a weekly update with standalone chapters.

Inspired in part by Samwhambam's series The Rose-Brewer Guide to Sex Positions.

To be published on Fridays.

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

Each week David is cooking a different recipe for Patrick and then they have 🔥 sex!  This fic adds a new stand-alone chapter every week and also has an accompanying spreadsheet with recipe and sex-position links as well as the boys' ratings of both parts of the evening. I love the everyday banter and love that emanates in this fic, as well as the warmth of the recipes and the heat to close it out! I'm someone who loves having fic updates to look forward to, so if you also like that join me in following alone with Poutini here.

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Henry Fox Certified Christmas Bitch(TM)

by Poutini October: No Jack O’Lantern on their balcony, no costume parties. November: Nothing more than a green bean casserole contribution to Thanksgiving dinner with Alex’s family. And yet. Come December first, Alex arrives home to find Christmas. ... Alex takes it all in with awe, for it appears that four months into being roommates, Alex learns he is sharing an apartment with a Certified Christmas Bitch. Words: 177, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor & Christmas Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates, Roommates to lovers, Christmas Decorations, Christmas Presents, Christmas traditions, The tiny meaningful presents will continue until they finally get their shit together, a drabble ish a day, Explicit sexual content before we're done here, 12 days of Christmas-ish via https://ift.tt/KfeVrlb

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good morning Henry Fox

by Poutini 42-year old Henry doesn’t like morning sex. Except it’s 6:45 am and he’s been lying in bed catching up on his open tabs on his phone reading some very inspiring fanfiction since Alex got up for a run at 6 am. *** 41-year old Alex loves morning sex. Noon-hour sex. Afternoon delight. Evening sex. Wake-him-up-at-2-am-for-funsies sex. He’s down. I mean, have you seen his husband? Words: 1091, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 2 of It just keeps getting better Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Morning Sex, The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Oral Sex, Explicit Sexual Content, But also pretty fluffy, Established Relationship, Aged-Up Character(s), Sex after 40 via https://ift.tt/b8F3RPz

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after the dnc

after the dnc https://ift.tt/ZzqaRoN by Poutini Morning dawns, the covers still properly tucked and taut. Fucked out, neither Alex nor Henry had moved much in the night, once they had separated from their afterglow cuddle. *knock knock knock* “Alex Claremont-Diaz, it’s almost seven. You have interviews to do, let’s get going!” or Did you also wonder why the covers were so neat in the morning? also Did you also notice more than one condom wrapper? Poutini's got you. Words: 1000, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue (2023) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Henry Hanover-Stuart-Fox Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Hanover-Stuart-Fox Additional Tags: Missing Scene, Anal Sex, Mirror Sex, Banter, alternating pov via AO3 works tagged 'Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor' https://ift.tt/JrPYC0Q August 13, 2023 at 08:41PM

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the one in which everything is the same but Alex has piercings and Henry has no idea

the one in which everything is the same, but Alex has piercings and Henry has no idea https://ift.tt/YPSTx1j by Poutini Henry's brain goes momentarily offline when he clocks it - the hard, round metal of a barbell, positioned horizontally, piercing Alex’s tongue. He lets his tongue trace around each end, and he can feel the curve of Alex’s smile as he realizes what Henry has just discovered. “Find something interesting, sweetheart?” he murmurs against Henry’s lips when they finally pull apart for air. or, trashfortimmy and gayheartstoppernerd caught me at a moment of weakness, and the result is 1000 words of some of my most favourite irredeemable smut. Words: 1000, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Pierced!Alex, Canon Compliant, Explicit Sexual Content, Blow Jobs via AO3 works tagged 'Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor' https://ift.tt/I9NCES3 August 02, 2023 at 08:00PM

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a hint of Paris and what happens after the museum

a hint of Paris, and what happens after the museum https://ift.tt/q4j7kLw by Poutini The words slip out before Alex can overthink it, and there isn’t an ounce of levity behind them. “I think we should make love tonight.”   He’s standing near the foot of the bed, watching as Henry tends to the fire. The crackling of the split wood loud in the otherwise silent space. Henry doesn’t respond right away, and the quiet piques Alex’s anxiety, barely quelled by their time together in the museum. It isn’t until Henry turns around and meets his gaze that Alex knows he’s going to love this heart-eyed shithead forever.   or   what happens after the V&A scene. Words: 1100, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue (2023) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Henry Hanover-Stuart-Fox Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Hanover-Stuart-Fox Additional Tags: Missing Scene, First Time Bottoming, Tender Sex, I think we should make love makes a comeback, Anal Sex, alternating pov, Sort Of, you'll figure it out - Freeform via AO3 works tagged 'Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor' https://ift.tt/fRWw60G August 20, 2023 at 08:49PM