#ppcstarter

[hisgracemasterbenjaminaston]

Well well well

What do we have here?

[hisgracemasterbenjaminaston]

I’ve gotten too used to slaves cleaning my suite

This place is starting to look disgusting and yet, I still can’t be bothered to clean it myself.

[unluckythirteenth]

No, I'm not going to repeat that. It's repulsive.

[unluckythirteenth]

Yes, I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be?

[hisgracemasterbenjaminaston]

I was out walking earlier and came across a fire pit

Now why haven't I heard of anyone using it? Such a travesty.

I say this immediately calls for booze and snacks. Especially stuff for s'mores.

[nicholastolbert]

Now that I'm awake,

I should probably figure out where some things are in this place. Namely the gym and the cells. Anybody?

[unluckythirteenth]

When did you get here?

[hisgracemasterbenjaminaston]

Well well well

I sober up enough to see what's going on around here and I find that favors is strangely silent and there are some new playthings around. What's better than a beer in one hand, sun warming me, water circling my chair and a toy's mouth around my cock? Short answer: nothing.