PPG Legacy Butch Headcanons because y'all are sleeping in this MENACE:
1:Butch is the kind of dude who bounces off walls — literally. If he’s bored, he’s either lifting heavy sh#t, fighting Buttercup for fun, or jumping off rooftops for the adrenaline rush. He will throw hands with street signs if they look at him funny.
2: His teeth are as strong as multiple fully grown bears with enough force to bite through steel. He once bit a vending machine open because it “ate his dollar." Mitch still tells that story at parties.
3:If you mention Venom in passing, Butch will appear behind you like a demon, ready to info-dump for an hour. He has a notebook full of “if I was Venom” scenarios and will show it off like a proud raccoon.
4: FEMININE BUTCH. Want an explanation? Basically Butch bet that he could 2v1 Blossom and Bubbles in a deal with Buttercup... little to say he couldn't not even close so he had to wear a maid dress all day...and the thing is he doubled the f#ck down and that's kind of scary like with ever outfit he wears now it 100% has
5: He has a thing for frogs and toads...like seriously it's kind of weird but also adorable he calls them "big ass frogs" but legit flies into swamps late at night just to see them with fire flies because he finds that cool. Like he can name a frog and toad species from the top of his head in perfect 4k but forget simple addition problems.
6:He and Mitch are the ultimate “messy couple who are also best bros.” They roughhouse, they prank each other, they make out on rooftops while eating takeout. Butch does all the flirty feminine poses just to get Mitch flustered — and Mitch loves it. He 100% gets moody if Mitch ignores him for more than an hour.
7:He still has the maid dress and wears it from time to time... mostly because he finds it funny to f#ck with people like this but also because he genuinely pulls it off.
8:He and Buttercup fight for fun. No beef, no grudges, just pure chaos. They see each other in the street and immediately throw hands like two junkyard dogs. He’s always the one to dare her to do stupid sh#t like prank-calling the Mayor at 2AM or egging Morbucks’ mansion. Also they're both gay so yeah they're planting friends/frenemies/whatever the HELL you call this dynamic.
9:This man has eaten SO MANY things that aren't food from wood to concrete to steel because his teeth are apparently like that or something I genuinely fear for any dentist seeing this guy's teeth.
10: He's loyal to Bubbles for the stupidest f#cking reason because once she invited him to a tea party and she gave him SNACKS...So now Bubbles has 2 RRB who would DIE for her one's a simp and the other's Butch.
11:HE HATES THAT VENOM 2 IS PG 13...he did cry after the last dance though and forgave the trilogy and unironically called the last dance "PEAK FICTION." And gave the trilogy a 9.5 out of 10 still salty as Hell that Carnage was made PG 13.
12:...Butch MENTALLY BLOCKED HIS OWN BRAIN. To straight up never EVER remember that THIS was how he was originally defeated...IT NEVER HAPPENED.
13: The only way you can perfectly describe Butch is just BUTCH and that's funny as sh#t.
