Setting up an astonishing array of fancy Paranormal Investigation Equipment and calling upon the spirits…of dead movie directors and stars.
“I have summoned you here to perform a ceremony called…the Commentary Track! Please watch this cross-dimensional projection of your classic film and speak your thoughts clearly into the spectrovibroplexagraph. Yes, that thing there. Any thoughts. Technical…salty gossip…you’re dead, who’s going to squawk?!”









