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Come to stare at my pretty face.

"Didn't anyone ever tell you it is rude to stare, mundane?" He asked as his golden eyes narrowed slightly. Normally he would ignore all those who stared at his looks, but as of the moment he felt like picking a fight.  

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A Nanny for the Kids (Gru and Mary Poppins) ||@practically-perfect-nanny-mary

It was one of those evenings, where Gru just had to call one of those Babysitter to watch over the girls, while he was gone. He and Lucy had a long schedule for the day, the AVL sent them across the land for their missions, the minions almost destroyed his entire lab - and he had absolutely nobody for the rest of the evening to watch for Agnes, Edith and Margo, while Lucy was on a single-mission and Gru had to clean up the mess in the lab.

What actually happened? Well, Dave, one of the youngest worker, had the wonderful and brilliant idea to test the stability of one of the jelly-tanks.  To make a long story short - the entire lab was flooded with red and blue jelly! 

But therefore he didn't want the girls to spend the whole evening alone upstairs, where anything could happen (Like Edith accidentally chopping off her sisters heads with her new japanese weaponry-set, or Agnes swallowing something toxic or Margo secretly leaving home to meet Antonio again, he rather wanted to have a professional Nanny in his "cozy" home. He would never dare to ask Jilian or Fred! 

It was about 7 pm, when it finally rang at the door. Grus sweater and shoes were covered in colorful jelly-stains, but he didn't care! By the time he would get back to the lab, he'd look even worse than this. He opened the door and looked at the woman at his porch. "Uhm...gud evening!" he greeted. "Yu're dhe nanny?"

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~ NO SRSLY TODAY I'VE HAD A GRU, A MARY POPPINS, A JACK FROST AND A SNAPE START FOLLOWING ME MY LIFE IS COMPLETE LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE OF PERFECTION. ~