Alucard's reaction to s/o pulling a prank on him and putting a piece of garlic inside his blood packet?
The Stinking Rose
•He will hold up the blood packet and squeeze it to show the piece of raw garlic.
"Draga mea/meu blood isn't lumpy like curdled milk…"He smirks as his right index finger sprouts a long curved talon like nail. He spears the piece out and proceeds to plop in on this long pink vampire tongue. Alucard washes it down with garlic infused blood.
"Try harder love…with the stinky rose,"Alucard laughs maniacally, as he phases through the floor. The empty blood packet remains on the kitchen counter.
•You clench your fists and scowl now. The game is afoot as Sherlock Holmes would say.
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•You try mashed to a paste and get the curdled milk comment again.
•You try garlic powder and he just slurps it down. Then tosses the empty garlic blood packet at you.
•Finally you try garlic salt in a small amount since blood can taste salty.
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•His glasses slide down his nose as he looks around the kitchen. Then a large shark tooth smirk crosses his pale lips. He sips the blood and then sputters loudly.
•Now you have done it. Five minutes of bad acting as if the garlic actually did him harm. Now you see the shaker bottle of garlic in his left hand as his right grabs you tight. He sprinkles the garlic salt on your neck.
•That ungodly tongue begins to lick your neck as his teeth clatter together every so often.
"Dragostea mea/meu you taste just as good with garlic on you…" His low cackle of a laugh rises in volume.
Garlic
The Stinking Rose,” also known as garlic, is one of the oldest cultivated plants in the world and has been around approximately 5,000 years. Garlic donned this nickname due to its belonging to the Lily, or Allium, family and its pungent smell.May 15, 2012
Hello. I’m so glad to hear you’re feeling better. I hope you make a full recovery. 👍🏽
I also have an ask ready for you. Since Halloween is coming up soon, I was wondering. Do you have headcanons of Alucard and Aizawa pulling a scary prank on their s/o? Or how about s/o trying to do the same to them?
Prank Time You..
📍Well I typed too soon. Stomach virus tackled me yesterday and I still haven't kept any food down....
Anyrate going to try and answer this. Hopefully Alucard is just as funny written as I imagined in my mind. I thought it would be Alucard I would struggle with on a prank but it's Aizawa.
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🍷•Alucard
"One of these days!" You shake your fist at Alucard. "I'll get you good with a prank!"
Alucard does his shit eating grin,"You can try little one…you can try."
•So you begin to scheme when he is resting during the day. That way he is less likely to hear your devious thoughts. This prank needs time and secrecy.
•This also includes a secret trip to a Hellsing doctor to have a little of the red stuff drawn out of your body.
•So now begins the prank. You wait for a 'slow' night at Hellsing for the next and final part.
A piercing scream escapes from your lips,"Alucard! Alucard! Oh God! Oh God!"
•Alucard of course hears a large kitchen knife hit the polished floor. He smells fresh blood and in fact it's definitely yours. He is a blur of speed and shadow to stand at the doorway.
"(Y/n)?" Alucard’s smile goes to a concerned scowl.
•Your blood is on you, the floor,the counter, elsewhere in the kitchen and still running down your body, next to the knife. Your right hand holds your supposedly cut hand and your right armpit stops forcing your blood out of the blood packet.
•Yes you used your own precious blood for a cheap Hollywood horror stunt.
•Shadow King's eyes glow red and go from you to the knife and back up to your faked cut. 'You little shit' he thinks.
• He now realizes that you indeed pranked him. And he fell for it too.
"My dear…such a clever one," he claps his gloved hands and begins to laugh uncontrollably, which is rather terrorizing.
"Now let me get you cleaned up. Too much of a good thing to let go to waste," his tongue begins to snake out as he closes the distance.
•That gleam in his eyes is a bit disconcerting. Maybe you went a little too far with the prank?
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🎴•Shouta Aizawa
"Bakugo is driving me crazy!" Shouta says loudly with aggravation while putting his hair up in a half bun. "I think he and bakugo squad burned my quirk out finally!"
"Oh?" You reply. "Your eyes are particularly dry and looking so maybe babe…"
•That answer is not at all reassuring to him. He's just going to have let you see what he deals with, one of those days you visit him at U.A. High.
•So a couple weeks later the stunt is planned. Shouta drags his friends in on it too. Aizawa disappears from his classroom to get some more coffee and leaves you waiting for his return.
•Suddenly Hizashi and Memuri rush into his classroom,"Where's Shouta?"
•You point to the door,"More coffee…"
"Oh! This can't wait for him to get back! Bakugo and Midoriya are about to fight!" Hizashi shouts. "Can you try and stop them?"
•You stand up and shrug your shoulders…sure.
•So you walk down to the student dorm for class 1-A but it doesn't sound like the dorm is blowing up?
• Slowly you open the door to the main living quarters to see Bakugo, Izuku and the rest of Aizawa's class eating traditional Japanese home cooked Ramien and the students' group studying.
Bakugo looks up with a frown," Damn nerd! What did you say I was doing now?"
•You hold up a finger to signal you were making a phone call to Aizawa. Shouta picks his phone.
"(Y/n) everything alright?" He sounds concerned.
•Now your fingers motion to be loud and so Kirishima begins yelling so loud that your ears hurt. Maybe this double back prank wasn't such a good idea.
•You think you did happen to hear Shouta drop his phone and probably on his way at a sprint. You have a moment to instruct his students.
"Sensei remarks on how tired his eyes get due to you Bakugo. I of course thought otherwise. Let's eat and I will study with you on this hero chapter test…"
•Aizawa comes bursting through the door, eyes glowing and hair floating up as his quirk is activated…to nothing. He blinks and his hair settles as the look of confusion crosses his scruffy face.
"Here…" you hand Shouta a bowl. "Bakugo squad makes a wicked Ramien meal."
Aizawa glares at every student and then looks at the Ramien before him. His calloused hands take the food and he samples it.
Shouta looks up with a cocked eyebrow,"This is really good!"
"Mhm…is your quirk burned out?" You hum.
"No…" he grumbles. "I may have exaggerated that day a bit…"
•Shouta wanted to prank you but he realizes even with Hizashi and Nemuri, that you would get the better of him.
