#wwad?

[michi-tala]

Would alucard let his darling hump his thigh?

A Leg Up

Warnings ⚠️: Leg humping, fingering

18+ Minors Do Not Interact!

•Interesting…I feel he would love it.  He is sitting on his throne, legs crossed and his left hand swirling his glass of blood wine.

"Are we feeling particularly needy at the moment, my little darling?" He would coo darkly to you.

•The glass gets placed down on his small table and his long legs unfold.  His white gloved right hand pats his right thigh to show where to sit.

•When friction isn't enough, his hands wrap around your waist and lift you to face out from him.  He places you in his lap and snakes his hand around to stroke and finger fuck your quivering mess of a body.

"My darling, wasn't that what you really wanted?" a soft chuckle ends his sentence.

@alucardownsmyass @hunnie880 @amikartest

[alice-liddell-in-wonderland]

What Would Alice Do?

Learn to Take a Hint

There was a long pause. “Is that all?” Alice timidly asked.  “That’s all,” said Humpty Dumpty. “Good-bye.”  This was rather sudden, Alice thought: but, after such a very strong hint that she ought to be going, she felt that it would hardly be civil to stay. So she got up, and held out her hand. “Good-bye, till we meet again!” she said as cheerfully as she could.  ***** Quote gathered from “What Would Alice Do?” 

[kuradoodle]

WIP before I destroy it with colour.

In times of difficulty we must ask ourselves ‘What would Aveline do?’ the answer is comforting, but should probably not be applied to real life...

[michi-tala]

Alucard's reaction to s/o pulling a prank on him and putting a piece of garlic inside his blood packet?

The Stinking Rose

•He will hold up the blood packet and squeeze it to show the piece of raw garlic.

"Draga mea/meu blood isn't lumpy like curdled milk…"He smirks as his right index finger sprouts a long curved talon like nail. He spears the piece out and proceeds to plop in on this long pink vampire tongue. Alucard washes it down with garlic infused blood.

"Try harder love…with the stinky rose,"Alucard laughs maniacally, as he phases through the floor. The empty blood packet remains on the kitchen counter.

•You clench your fists and scowl now. The game is afoot as Sherlock Holmes would say.

•~♤~•

•You try mashed to a paste and get the curdled milk comment again.

•You try garlic powder and he just slurps it down. Then tosses the empty garlic blood packet at you.

•Finally you try garlic salt in a small amount since blood can taste salty.

•~♤~•

•His glasses slide down his nose as he looks around the kitchen. Then a large shark tooth smirk crosses his pale lips. He sips the blood and then sputters loudly.

•Now you have done it. Five minutes of bad acting as if the garlic actually did him harm. Now you see the shaker bottle of garlic in his left hand as his right grabs you tight. He sprinkles the garlic salt on your neck.

•That ungodly tongue begins to lick your neck as his teeth clatter together every so often.

"Dragostea mea/meu you taste just as good with garlic on you…" His low cackle of a laugh rises in volume.

Garlic

The Stinking Rose,” also known as garlic, is one of the oldest cultivated plants in the world and has been around approximately 5,000 years. Garlic donned this nickname due to its belonging to the Lily, or Allium, family and its pungent smell.May 15, 2012

https://www.lsuagcenter.com

[michi-tala]

Your new s/o needs improvement

•There is absolutely no way his walking in on you two is going to be accident. You know it, he knows so he's not going to deny anything after the matter.

•Alucard would lean against the wall he phased through and slowly lower his aviator sunglasses. He is dressed as J.H. Brenner, our gorgeous Riocard.

• He's just arrogant enough to say "Carry on" while he watches from the side. Then the occasional 'tsking' will occur. His final insult is:

"I had better stamina while alive and living in the middle ages…not to mention more imaginative."

Damn him being a political prisoner and possibly historical access to a harem…

@alucardownsmyass @hunnie880 @amikartest

[michi-tala]

Hello. I have an HC Alucard question for you. How would he react if he found out his s/o is ticklish?

Tickle Me Silly

The tickle is an automatic reflex that might be protective. It affects both emotions and fight/flight/pain responses. It's why some people are ticklish and do not enjoy being tickled. In my case I hate it and taught myself not to respond. Tickling hurts me and is extremely unpleasant.

Okay on we go…

•You're doomed. Literally. Alucard seems to be the type of vampire or once human, that doesn't respect boundaries or when to stop.

•He would only phase his arms through doors and walls. The laugh that you produce intrigues the Unholy King. Perhaps he wasn't ticklish as a former human.

•He will tickle you especially when he feels morose and you're down. You will have to establish boundaries and stick to them. He forgets rib muscles get sore too.

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Tickled respond

Scientists found being tickled stimulates your hypothalamus, the area of the brain in charge of your emotional reactions, and your fight or flight and pain responses. When you're tickled, you may be laughing not because you're having fun, but because you're having an autonomic emotional response.

Why Are People Ticklish?

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com › ...

Why are people ticklish? Causes and prevention

The tickle response is different for everyone. Some people have a very strong response, and others are only ticklish sometimes. Some parts o

Purpose

Some people believe that the tickle response might be protective. The most ticklish body parts are also the most vulnerable, such as the abdomen and throat. An automatic reflex-like response to push away the cause of the tickle could help protect these sensitive areas. Tickling may be a reflexive response.

@alucardownsmyass @hunnie880 @amikartest

[michi-tala]

I love angst and drama so I'm curious as to what Alucard would do if he walked in and found his lover hugged up with another man

Being Cruel is Easy

Yikes! There are so many things that could go wrong with this.

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▪︎If it was obvious you need a supported hug due to emotional trauma or PTSD then it would make him highly agitated but sometimes another human can be more sympathetic. He is old enough to not be going into an uncontrollable rage. Hence the master-elder vampire has aged and learned control. Elders also have grown colder emotionally except for the tendency to become more and more sadistic.

Younger vampires tend to need a cruel and believable threat to stay in line.

▪︎Take your pick: immediate rage concerns or sadistic behavior in general.

▪︎Lack of clothes is another matter. Your clothes on the floor and any metal better because your heart stopped and an AED is shocking your heart back to normal rhythm.

(Thanks Yari for another scenario!) If known and established you're playing for his attention in the past, you will learn just how much a brat tamer he is capable of! He will fuck you silly, drool running out of your mouth and not able to walk for a week to flirt up a storm again...

▪︎This would probably be his initial comment as he slides his aviator glasses so you truly see his eyes. The current color would be straight up red and possibly glowing Slightly.

" My dear, can I have a word with you in private?"

This is red alert time:

A. He is using the English language for "my dear."

B. He is using "Can I".

If You vouch not to speak with him then he will shrug his broad shoulders,"As you wish…"

▪︎Then he would be gone and you don't if he phased or his speed has taken him out of the location. The air shifts with a sensation of deep penetrating cold. He isn't let a human see him act like a 2 year old over a piece of candy. He won't give the satisfaction of emotion.

▪︎But now you are on his time and you better be patient. You will be unable to open the door until he deems it so. He can phase up to get out for missions. Walter brings him blood. This includes extra blood to make sure a blood rage doesn't occur.

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▪︎If it turns out you were unfaithful two things will happen:

1. You now cease to exist to him. Everything you own in his quarters is gone. Any gifts are returned also. Cold civil greetings and nothing more. You almost wish he would be a scary, angry monster. He knows he needn't show he's a monster when you have known this long in your former relationship.

2. Your belongings could be packed up by Walter and you will have a private meeting with Sir Hellsing. You will be terminated at that time and removed at gunpoint off Hellsing property. If a Hellsing employee is who you cheated with, they will be terminated at the same.

A two for one you might say.

▪︎Sir Integra Hellsing takes pride in keeping a tight organization. Any disturbance to Hellsing routine and Alucard's low tolerance for unnecessary disruption. Sir Hellsing wants her trump card resting in the basement not rampaging through Hellsing and potentially London.

In the end you have done your damage. The monster in the basement and he begins to believe he is inadequate to be loved by anyone. Most of all a special human like you...

@alucardownsmyass @hunnie880 @amikartest

[michi-tala]

Would Alucard still like a girl who has crooked teeth? It's my number one insecurity and I hate smiling because of it 😂

Your Smile is Gorgeous.

(Sweet but short)

Would Alucard still like a girl who has crooked teeth? It's my number one insecurity and I hate smiling because of it 😂

~♡ Alucard would be sadden that others have made you feel less attractive. It's your smile whether crooked teeth or not. Remember when he was still alive, people had no teeth or died from their teeth being infected. Vladcard has seen the ravages of sickness, plague and lack of nutrition that we humans only read about.

His standards are different than nowadays.

~♡ He would slowly coax you to smile big and show them just to him with a genuine smile. Yet he wouldn't force you in public. You have learned to make a made up smile that hides your teeth as much as possible.

~♡ If you were able to get braces or such he would be with you all time. If don't want to or can't, he doesn'aways.

He fell for you, crooked teeth and all.

He would whisper in your ear, his lips ghosting over the shell of your ear "Ce ma fac eu fara tine? (What am I doing without you?)