Aug 18, 2017
❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜ [idek lol]
Arthur stared at her. “What?!” he asked. “Whoa…whoa….um, that’s gross and weird, and I don’t know if you’re trying to insult me or something, but put that away!”
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❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜ [idek lol]
Arthur stared at her. “What?!” he asked. “Whoa…whoa….um, that’s gross and weird, and I don’t know if you’re trying to insult me or something, but put that away!”
❝Do you want to feel the baby kick?❞ [freezer bunnies baby stuff??]
@ofteaandmagic sent in a ask meme.
“The baby’s kicking again?!”
Arthur jumped up, from where he had been otherwise shoving his face with a burrito. “Of course I do!”
@thexrealmtravelers
“Where the hell have you been?”
“I’m having a terrible day and am in need of a distraction.”
“I got on my cuddling jumper on, give me five minutes to make popcorn and pick out a movie!”
"Whose turn was it to do the laundry again? "
Arthur paused, scared, guilty cheese burger in hand.
“Was I supposed to do that?"
Arthur, would you be so kind and tell us who is the literal love of your life? (Modern verse maybe?)
“That’s kind of weird, but okay…Mellie would be the love of my life, I’ll tell you why, even though you didn’t ask. She understands me and let’s me be as weird as I want to be, and that’s pretty weird, also she makes me tacos. But the best part is she grounds me, you know? Makes me the kind of person I need to be, she tells me when I've messed up and is the best reward when I did good…not that I think women are rewards, I’m not medieval!!” (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
[ text ]: I AM A TACO MONSTER
[ text: ❤Mellie❤]: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!![ text: ❤Mellie❤]: iS IT taCO NIGHT??!!!![ text: ❤Mellie❤]: I’M ON MY WAY HOME!!
So I saw on Arthur and Merlin's blog that you want to kill me, I think it was the doctor. It was like a year ago but lets fight lets do it.
“Yeah…he doesn’t go here anymore, he didn’t wear pink when I told him to so I kicked him out…he has his own blog now, not that he uses it much, he’s too busy saving planets and like time or whatever….it’s not as impressive as coming out of a lake or expert swordsmanship, but who am I to judge?”-Arthur. (Because this is where Arthur technically is now, as a muse, and he should do things with his son, even tho I have no idea how long ago you sent that message!!!)