Things in rehearsals
"Dorothy over here slaying witches and slaying bitches"
we were all bowing our heads in sadness when some kid just shouted "LOOK" as his next line. startled, I shouted "JESUS CHRIST!"
"I'm practicing my straight voice"
"Dorothy is basically Jesus to us"
Doing a warm up that literally consisted of us frantically saying 'zip, zap, zud' very intensely
We were doing a warm up where someone dances and everyone repeats. A kid tried to do this dance move and hurt his knee
"Does it go tra-la,fa-la, tra-la? Or tra-la, fa-la, fa-la?" "I think it goes fa-la, tra-la, fa-la" "you sure?"
"I cant belive the corn went in my ass"
ThEsE aRe 2 DiFfFeReNt FaBrIcS THIS IS BURLAP AND THAT IS GREEN UH-FABRIC!!!
SHE GLUED A WEED ON HERE!
"Im being choked by my hat this is some next level kinky sh*t"
The techs thought it was funny to "quit" 10 min before the show started on opening night as a prank. This made a little kid cry
NO BROTHELING IN THE WINGS!!
When ever someone yells "Hark!" The rest yell "here comes her revoltingness now!"
Edit: you guys can add your own! Id kove to hear
