#preggo problems

[holdingoutforapiratehero]

Happy Holidays, Cat! Is there anything that you can tease that’s in the pipeline that you’re currently working on?

Yeah. A baby. That’s down the pipeline. Been real busy with that. Don’t know when I’ll get back to writing. Sort of off my meds for the little one. I can barely clean my house.

[alberta-sunrise]

Went downstairs to move the car back for the gardeners.

Pooped now 🤣

[mrs-homemaker]

I fell down the stairs yesterday while the realtor was here, carrying my kid. Wood stairs, on my butt. I protected my kid as I fell but I’m definitely in pain today — my arm (I thought I broke it) and my tailbone — but baby boy has been flopping around in my tummy so that’s all that matters… he’s safe and my toddler didn’t get thrown during the fall.

[sophhhisticated]

Officially

40 weeks today. So ready for Isaiah to be here. But on the other hand, I'm so incredibly anxious and terrified about giving labor. I go between "Oh I've got this, I'll be fine", to "I'm over my head I have no fucking idea what I'm doing I'm gonna die." Reading baby blogs just make it worse with all of these birthing horror stories and all the women in my life don't help with their opinions either, I just end up getting frustrated 😫 any FTM out there? Or mom's that actually have sound advice that won't terrify or piss me off? Lol..

[mrs-homemaker]

Welp — I don’t know what I did to my back but holy dang it hurts.

[jones7thavenue]

*takes sock off right foot*

*finds water blister right underneath second + third toes*

*pops water blister flat with writing pen*

*watches a May Taurus join a November Scorpio in a punishment, just waiting for Max to make his debut, even though it's going to be a little bit late*

[creations-daughter]

I'm so fat I can't sleep.

I have to go to work in two hours.

Please, send help.

[thebunintheovendilema]

I want to punch first pregnancy me right in the goddammned throat

First pregnancy me thought it was terrible bending over to get my shoes and almost throwing up... that bitch didn't know morning sickness and I want to go back and throat punch her.

This time? I feel like shit 24/7. And throwing up doesn't help me get over the hump and feel better, I just want to lay on the couch and fucking *die*. Work is damn near impossible, between headaches from hell that have lasted for the last two weeks, constantly wanting to hurl, and being so stuffed up, I'm seriously looking into rhinoplasty just to get some relief.

Bottom line, fuck first preggo me, I had no idea what hell truly was.