May 11, 2017
Setting up to do makeup last weekend, I spotted a graduating class photo from my high school. Quickly remembering my own class photo fondly, I ran to look at the bottom for the year. Why?!? I don't fucking know why. Cuz 2015?!? I always wanted to get a LITTLE older, but it's a bit irritating that it just doesn't stop. LoL. I feel I can possibly continue to fit in with the younger crowd with my habitual use of #ManicPanic, using all the hippest lingo (FLEEK... I am on it.) and by having a false sense of entitlement. That's my plan. #Pretendial #ImAn80sBabyInA90sMercedes #PreCougar #35isTheNew20 #ForeverYoungGoddamIt #BotoxParty