( a daughter comes home from her first day of 5th grade and comes to her father very confused )
Daughter: Daddy what is sex?
Dad: What on earth did you learn that word honey?!?
Daughter: Well this boy came up to me today and he is in my class and he asked me this " do you wanna have sex?" and I told him I would give him an answer tomorrow because I wanna come home and ask you.
Dad: Well dear it is something that only adults do and you have to be married.
Daughter: Then why did he ask me if we aren't married daddy? ( she started tearing up and ready to cry)
Dad: Shh Shh its okay we will handle this when we get to the school tomorrow okay. What is this boys name?
Daughter: His name is...Mr.Cox daddy he is my teacher.
(the dad gets very mad but tries to stay calm)
Dad: well my dear this isn't my job to handle. We have to call the cops.
Daughter: WHY!!! I don't want my teacher going to jail then I cant learn!
Dad: well my dear he isn't a good teacher he is the bad one that will give you bad grades and... no recess.
Daughter: IDONT WANT THAT!!
Dad: then let daddy handle this.
(he calls the cops and Mr.Cox is arrested for attempd rape and the daughter never knew exactly why )