Feb 17, 2020
Ppl talk about primal instincts such as “fuck” and “kill” but the real primal instincts are
-slapping the bag of rice at the grocery -throwing yourself to the void -staring at cows! -telling children the horrors of humanity! -squeezing all the toothpaste on your toothbrush (looking at you John!) -being absolutely lonely to the point you think what’s the point of living. -being in love with Lauren Lopez’s Draco Malfoy