#primo anon

[reilliane]

rei, i need some advice... i want to write about cyno but i literally am so bad at thinking of puns and dad jokes... i know the obvious solution is just to look some up but i'm lowkey too lazy. it also doesn’t help that i don't find most of his lines funny HXJSNXJSJNDNS. i'm sorry cyno. i love you but sometimes it's too much

- primo amon

oh gosh primo dear believe me when i say i get the hardest shuck thinking of appropriate puns with cyno too LMAO

one thing i tend to do is to use the situation/environment to key in the puns, or really search it up FHAKJFHADS then substitute necessary elements for things in teyvat PHFAHAHAH

[i lowkey laugh at dad jokes....]

[reilliane]

i find it incredibly amusing that we have 3 short male model characters who are meek/shy by nature... and they all have cryo visions.

- primo anon

right??? i wonder if we'll get a hyperactive cryo char lol, but it sorta deviates from the vibe they have going on.

it kinda messes with me a lil bit since the taller model characters are also... cough [kaeya/dottore/wriothesley].

will chongyun, mika, and freminet grow up to be like them? FPOADSHFADSHFAHFHAHAFHAF PHUHHH imagine if they DID.

/writhing

[reilliane]

a continuation of the being one of timmie's birds:

Let's say (name) has some sort of identifier here, like a gold ribbon around her neck. Aether is honestly impressed by how sharp this pigeon is; it's hardly ever found with the rest of its flock, and he'll often spot it taking off as soon as he reaches the bottom of the City of Freedom's grand staircase.

And it's not just him: anyone within his party has tried to sneak up on it and kill it. Even one of Ganyu's arrows couldn't hit it—and nothing escapes the Qilin's aim.

Perhaps it's also no coincidence that he's seen this particular bird on certain hotspots.

Like the palm of Barbado's statue, for example. And... is that a dandelion between its beaks?

- primo anon

LMAO MC HAS 360 VISION AND ULTRA INSTINCT CONFIRMED-

FEAR THE PIGEON MC.

i StiLL can't help but giggle at the (positive) absurdity of "being reincarnated as an ingredient for sweet madame" PAHAHAHAHAHDAJKHDASJHDJSHA

[reilliane]

i don't expect anything but if scara really does have an anemo vision, i find it extremely funny that the male requirements to get one is literally: 1. short and 2. have a devastatingly terrible past 💀

on another note, if scara ever comes to the fleur universe, i think he'd butt heads with xiao very badly LMAO

depending how you characterize him ofc, but i can imagine both of them being grumps and when you point out how similar they are, they protest in absolute sync that "i'm nothing like him."

- primo anon, inspired by someone's fanart they saw

pls primo dear if you line them up it's all just a straight line of short anemo boys PAHHDAHDAHA (save for tiny sayu, tall jean, and sucrose-)

unfortunately, i don't think scara would ever come to fleur... maybe as a cameo yes, but definitely not a LI :'( but yes, he'd be so against Xiao and vice versa- he'll be against everyone fr ahsdsajdas

xiao is stated to be from the countryside, i just imagine him being classmates with scara there and they coincidentally ran into each other at college in the city lmAO

they both just- stop walking and go "eUGH WHY ARE YOU HERE"

pls not even xiao's usual arguments with venti could match up to scara's asdkadhas

[reilliane]

okay so long story short—

spoilers for omori below. it also contains very disturbing imagery. trigger warnings for all things related to suicide and death.

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in the game, the mc is traumatized from accidentally killing his own older sister after an argument. a form of it manifests as a one-eyed black entity that is actually based on the image of said older sister hanging from a tree, hair covering the rest of her face and only having one eye visible (he positioned her this way because he feared what his friends would think if they found out what he did).

a very dark and messed up concept.

so yeah, an omori version of vigil!kazuha would basically be the same as canon vigil!kazuha. the only difference is that he might not be mentally stable. at all 💀

so i vote we don't do that to him.

- primo anon

HE DID WHAT - oh gosh, this angst, this tragedy, this dark- if this were a fic it's a dark fic that's for sure.

It's so... sad, too :(( And this entity haunts him? :(((

O dear it's the guilt speaking.. unless he's not guilty at all. My, the premise makes me want to watch a letsplay of omori aaaa.

IF WE BRING VIGIL!KAZUHA INTO THIS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOO-

'Cause listen, listen, the ideas I've thought of that are relatively similar to omori are being poured all into Fatalism. Because hello, it's Scara.

But a mentally unstable Kazuha,, this reminds me of this one plot I have supposedly for Halloween. BUT VIGIL!KAZUHA- /COUGHS

If I see another vigil ask with omori I would be unable to hold myself any longer- yes, for the sake of the sweetheart, vote no do it to him!

Object!

[reilliane]

Okokok. Hear me out--

Hear me out.

Pigeon!mc meeting Mercy!mc (after miraculously avoiding Xiao) with the former just chirping very aggressively.

Translation: pls tell the traveler— wait no, ANYONE for that matter, that I am a human being who's reincarnated into the worst vessel possibly known to man, and to not attempt to turn me into a roast everytime I am within a 100 meter radius.

I might actually make a fic at this point xjbejdjejsns

- primo anon

That would be funny as it is thrilling- both negatively and positively 💀💀

I can imagine pigeon!mc sticking by mercy!mc, you know, both cause protection and 'yaw you look like you need sum therapy you can talk to me' AHHHHAHDSAJHDA

[reilliane]

me, a person who enjoys singing, reading Pyrrhic: ...is this f*ing play about us—

OKAY but— get this. I had a long discarded genshin isekai au where reader carries a part of a goddess' soul. The story progresses as the goddess demands reader to visit the archons and help her (the goddess') gain her memories back.

Now, I deemed Euterpe the "goddess of harmony". And when I say harmony, I'm referring to two things: harmony as in the peaceful state, and harmony as in the musical component.

She ascended into godhood after stopping a war from brewing with a song. I based her abilities off of sirens, where she can 'charm' people with her voice, either by speaking, singing, or playing an instrument.

Why she died and wanted to use (name) a vessel was from her losing her followers. Her first mishap was from the archon war, to which they excused it for her not being good in combat. The second time was the fall of the godless nation, where everyone was convinced she was a fraud, and it solidified her distaste towards the archons, because what could she do in the face of them? Much less Celestia?

On a lighter note, she has an unspoken rivalry with Barbatos, and is iffy about Zhongli as she remembers him during his time as Morax, but since she lost some of her memories, all she's left with is this 'bad hunch' whenever (name) gets near them.

At a certain point in the story, I wanted Euterpe to take control of (name)'s body just to give them the death glare once she remembers why she doesn't like them, lmao. Also, if they're disguised as mortals, (name) would be the first to find out because Euterpe will be grumbling inside their head, and (name) has to pretend to not know anything, at least for the first few interactions.

Paimon: I'm gonna call you... tone-deaf bard!

Euterpe, in (name)'s head: more like tone-deaf archon. City of song would've been better off in my hands—

Venti: You okay, (name)? You've been staring an awful lot, hehe. Like what you see?

(Name): *sweats*

Euterpe: absolutely not. stay away from my vessel—!

Venti: hmm?

(Name): *sweats harder*

and

Zhongli: *goes on a rant about a historical fact*

Euterpe, again, in (name)'s head: This... is Morax??? I suppose it is nice to see him grow into a knowledgeable and civil person. Doesn't negate the fact he killed thousands before—

Zhongli: (Name)? Are you alright?

(Name): *sweating intensifies greatly*

Man that took a while to type out. I went on a tangent there. Sorry for spamming your inbox djjexjejxke

- primo anon

I've always been fond of the 'vessel' trope, like, no kidding.

SMITE is really MC as Sabito's vessel and there's thing with Fealty, and that thing with Covenant- and Tyranny and Fatalism and like, this one whole event in my drafts lol-

SO ALL IN ALL, this is an incredibly lovely idea. Also, I like the name so much? It's so.. it sounds goOd when you say it ahdjahdjhas

And I can see why there's the unspoken rivalry with Barbatos goodness moi 😩

[reilliane]

not a request, just wanted to know if you have anything for cyno planned??? i've been craving some new works for him, so much so that i had half the mind to make a oneshot of my own because i am ✨ deprived ✨

- primo anon

mm~ i do have something written for him, but it's not exclusively for him. it's a scenario/au much like tyranny, but the LIs are- every single shucking guy character so- KJDHSJKDHAJDASJ

for a briefer, it's fantasy and modern mixed together, so, HP?

it's so long (8k!) so I've split it into two parts, again, much like tyranny.

now... i haven't really thought of a good plot for him (cyno) alone yet, but if i have then it's definitely going to be a split between romance/angst. you know, like always hehejehda 🤪

(cmon primo dear write that oneshot, indulge yourself cmon-)

i have, however, a fic for tighnari, and it has been sitting in my drafts for like two months now, heizou's dawning, a cute vigil drabble, an au in sister!au.....

and a scara devilry drabble bECAUSE I COULDNT RESIST ASJKDHAJD

i plan to release them week by week so i can get enough works published until it's time for my holiday break 〒▽〒