#primus...

[kick-ass-k-class]

Who the frag welded my berth to the ceiling?!?

[sims-of-cybertron]

Cyclonus likes to teach Tailgate chess on their downtime.  Tailgate secretly hates chess, but she pretends to like it so she can spend more time around Cy.

[bulletforyourthoughts]

Did you know the thought gun can be used to upload more than ideas? Specifically music? Specifically really really annoyingly catchy music? Specifically really really annoyingly catchy music that you can't get out of your brain no matter how hard you try? On a unrelated note, have you ever shot yourself in the face while listening to Tom Jones?

[bulletforyourthoughts]

Where is this rumor coming from that I like bondage?!  There’s nothing inherently kinky about tying yourself up with several hundred feet of chain in the privacy of your habsuite, and thrashing around a bit while trying to break free.

[primus-why]

OP JUST FUCKINNGG PUNCHED THE ALL SPARK HOLY SHIT....!!!

[please-step-on-me]

"Stop struggling and come inside Flywheel."

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[throws self into the sun]

[triviabot-blog]