i’d like to stop listening to phil collins now.
fuck my life i guess

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i’d like to stop listening to phil collins now.
fuck my life i guess
As much as I loath to do this... @bulletforyourthoughts I have a proposal for you........
Oh? I'm all audials, Mr. Duly Appointed..."
I need a certain "@morally-ambiguous-scientist " eliminated.
Moi? What makes you think I'd ever do such a thing...
As much as I loath to do this... @bulletforyourthoughts I have a proposal for you........
Oh? I'm all audials, Mr. Duly Appointed..."
((Psssssst. Guess my old url and you get 5 shanix))
Oooh, puzzles! Hmmm, is this thegreyturtle? That’s the only one I can think of off the top of my head.
Rodimus, Ratchet, and Getaway
Hmmmm
Fuck Ratchet
Marry Rodimus
Kill Getaway
Dude...
Atomizer gave me one of those dumb dating sim games as a gag gift this year. Doki Doki whatever club or something... Â
He had this kind of weird look on his face the whole time, like he knows something I don’t, but then again who can tell with with that facial structure.
A machine that reminds everyone that Percy’s a big ol nerd.
So... you, basically?
Would you ever kiss a human if someone paid you?
I mean, I guess? It’s not like I hate humans or anything. Depending on the person in question, I’d do it for free. Like for example if Phil Collins was ever interested…
I’ve spent the last three days with no WiFi what’s the new meme people
Sussudio is the new Rick roll.
Huh I don’t know it can you give me a link?
But of course…
Wait does this mean I’ve just been rickrolled
I’ve spent the last three days with no WiFi what’s the new meme people
Sussudio is the new Rick roll.
Huh I don’t know it can you give me a link?
But of course...
I’ve spent the last three days with no WiFi what’s the new meme people
Sussudio is the new Rick roll.
H A N G R Y
when your fav character does something bad
Duuuuuuuuuude you marriaged your fuck.
 How very existential of me.
Hey yo you fucked my marriage
I do that a lot. You’re going to have to be more specific.
Hey. Well, thanks anyways.
Wait. You’re that tacky knock off variety Pharma, right? I’ll be interested to hear about how I managed to ruin the relationship of someone I never even met.
Tacky, maybe. Knock off? No. We’re different versions of each other- opposites actually. And it was that damn question you posed. About kissing your alternate?
Eh, tomato tomahto as they say. What does that have to do with any of this?
Hey yo you fucked my marriage
I do that a lot. You’re going to have to be more specific.
Hey. Well, thanks anyways.
Wait. You're that tacky knock off variety Pharma, right? I'll be interested to hear about how I managed to ruin the relationship of someone I never even met.
Ehem, other Anon. Perhaps you shouldn't have marriaged his fuck.
They’ve got you there, anon.