Do not endeavor to wag your finger in shame at me, o he who cuts the crusts off of my sammies. I lick my lollipop at thee. Twas not me who got into the cookie jar, and curses on your name for even daring to accuse me of such a dishonorable and crude act as to take a cookie before suppertime. Cur! Observe! I am too short to even reach the cookie jar! My fingies don't even reach up to the edge of the fridge! Couldn's't have been me.
What? You saw me drag the chair out? Uhhh... twasnot me. Twas my toy, it was! How dare you blame me for something my toy did! I stomp my foot at thee! Twas my toy, That lilly-livered stuffing-filled bag of stitches.... he was the one who dragged the chair out! Twas! Twas my toy!
Oh what? You saw'st me do it??? Poppycock!! Codswallop! Nu-uh!
You have me on video??? ....thas not me 🤐