Good Keeper of Kinks: The journey thus far has been difficult, yet I pray your Word will assist me in my coming days. As such, I humbly request access to your Truths. As is custom, I send my appreciation via carrier pigeon. He will arrive upon the eve of the fourty-fifth night.
I do love a good visitor, thank you for the appreciation through an appropriate channel. It’s so hard for people to follow protocol these days, now let us dive in.Receiving two equally horrible choices in matters of opinion, on things you have never considered, and wish you hadn’t
Going into the homes of people with wallpaper, peeling back said wallpaper, placing watercolor pictures of animals, then finally, putting the wallpaper back into place. Applying glitter to forbidden and cursed relics, they deserve to feel beautiful too. While wearing a mask, any mask, the only requirement is its easy to pull back, so while in intimacy you can pull back your mask quickly so your lover can gasp at the reveal.Photoshopping pictures of frogs so they have little hats on them
Challenging people to fights and once they're ready dumping a large bin of specially trained combatant spiders on them. Training the spiders and watching them go is the kink.
