Feb 15, 2021
re: jon slapping martin's ass. don't be shy, give us another/lh
Honestly I’m weak for playful non-sexual slaps on the ass LMAO so I’m here for it 👏👏👏
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re: jon slapping martin's ass. don't be shy, give us another/lh
Honestly I’m weak for playful non-sexual slaps on the ass LMAO so I’m here for it 👏👏👏
Matt, I adore your jacket, what’s it made from?
EDD: Matt, as fascinating as all that is, you’ve got another ask.
MATT: Oooh! What’s this one say?
Edd hands Matt the scroll.
EDD: What do you mean, “where is it”?
MATT: I mean, it’s not here! I had it just a second ago!
EDD: That cost all of our previous gil, and you’re telling me you lost it already???
MATT: Or it got stolen! This is in no way my fault!
EDD: You were the one who was supposed to watch--Ko’lah above, let’s just look for it.
(GAINED: +1 SIL and +1 NEW OBJECTIVE: find Matt’s mirror shield.)
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as a trans man I really don't see how eddsweenie is transphobic?? So??? There's another tag i've seen some people use and it's smuthead
EY SMUTHEAD IS PRETTY GOOD
nvm this is better
tom has a monster cock and you know it coward
a good, noble choice
OKAY OUR LINEUP CONTENDERS SO FAR ARE:
-SexEdd(Pros: Simple and to the point, great pun, good ring)(Cons: unfortunate mistake for anyone who spells sex Ed in google wrong)-Therenevergonnabeanamethatwillpleaseallthefanssowhychangeitworld (Pros: comedic, very true)(Cons: Too long, literally no one will use this)-Smuthead(Pros: good pun, to the point)(Cons: not an obvious EW tag)-Smegsworld(Pros: great pun, good ring)(Cons: not inherently n/sfw sounding)-Dicksworld(Pros: eh)(Cons: no pun, B L A N D)-Eddsweenie(Pros: funny, okay pun, to the point)(Cons: maybe it’s a bit TOO silly, some may take issue with it)-Headsworld(Pros: awesome pun, good ring)(Cons: may or may not be obviously n/sfw)
add more if you got ‘em. WE NEED A NEW LEADER
please talk more about Cosmo I love him
this boy? is in love with rex
Oh boy. Uh, think to when you last had it??? Maybe you left it behind somewhere?
MATT: I DON’T KNOW???
EDD: Let’s just find Tom! Maybe he knows where it went??
MATT: I just had it!!! I was HOLDING it where did it--
EDD: Matt! Enough! We’re in public!
(GAINED: +1 SIL)
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