#princess626

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Deceit and Remus’s adventures of parenthood: canonical to the au

*showing Remus how to change a diaper because Remus wanted to be a good dad*

Deceit: and then after you take off the diaper you-

Remus: and eat it?!

Baby 626: *coos*

Deceit: no!

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*Princess’s first experience with snow*

Remus: this is called snow Princess. Go wild! * sets the 2 year old girl down *

Deceit: I don’t know about this Remus, she could get hurt.

Remus: as long we’re watching her she’ll be fine.

Deceit: *glances at princess* uhhh Remus?

Remus: what? *looks at princess who’s just facing down on the ground* awwww! She’s having fun!

Princess 626: *can’t get up but is loving snow* wild!

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*Princess’s first word*

Deceit: come on princess, this sweet potato baby food is tasty!

Princess 626: *whines and tries to avoids the spoon* noooooo! F*ck!

Deceit: Remus is gonna sleep on the couch tonight.

Remus in the light side: I feel a disturbance in the force.

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*Princess’s first time meeting a cat at 5 months*

Deceit: Remus, are you sure about this? She’s kinda young.

Remus: pfffft! Don’t worry about it! Princess, this is a kitty cat. They are your fr-aaaahhhhh!*gets attacked by the cat* get it off me! Get it off me! Get it of me!

Princess 626: *giggles and claps and babbles*

Deceit: *debating whether or not to help his boyfriend while smiling at Princess’s laughter and happiness* uhhhhhh.....

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*princess asking THE question*

Princess 626: mommy? Where do baby come from?

Deceit: uhhhhhhhhhhh-

Remus: well when a mommy and a daddy loves each every much they-

Deceit: THEY BUY A STORK! THEY BUY A STORK!

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*princess after learning what sides are and why her parents look similar*

Princess 626: what side am I then?

Remus: well we don’t know.

Deceit: you will find out. You’ll just know when it comes to you. You’ll find your place.

Princess 626: what about you guys?!

Deceit: I’m lies. I help Thomas lie.

Remus: I give Thomas nightmares.

Princess 626: I wanna meet Thomas!

Deceit: *chuckles*

Remus: one day princess!

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hows everyone? also has anything cool happened with Anastasia?

Anastasia: I lost a tooth!

Janus: yes, that’s very exciting. She’s also still a little scared of Virgil after what happened but they are working on things.

Remus: Anastasia is trying new styles to call herself! Isn’t that neat!

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Deceit had always been a nerd for science. Experimenting with environmental chemicals and biotechnology. He had always wondered what he could truly do with dna. He spent days and nights experimenting and making the perfect child. By stealing dna from Virgil and Roman he had made and raised the perfect child. Introducing the end product! Experiment 626! The princess! The royal! The heir!

Asks are open for deceit and 626!

Art by @fanartfunart writing by @deafgirl-and-hercoven

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Things Princess had done: habits/things she did!

Because why not?!

When scared, she would excessively drink water/juice to not only calm her nerves but also hide the fact she’s scared. Deceit or Remus has no idea why she started doing it.

She ever since she was able to write, she made a checklist for what to do at night and in the morning in fear of forgetting stuff.

She was so desperate to adventure on her own that she drew a map of the dark side for 4 months and she practiced reciting the house rules for 2 months just so she can try to earn deciet’s trust that she’ll be fine on her own. Her request was approved.

She likes to count all her plushies to make sure she has them all. Any missing ones will immediately be searched for, if they couldn’t find them, there will be a funeral.

Plays doctor only when deceit is sick.

Had learned karate out of boredom

Only uses the bathroom when deciet or Remus is in the bathroom so she doesn’t drown.

Would always hide in the closet and the jump out scaring deceit while yelling, “I’m gay!” And if questioned what she’s doing the answer is always, “I’m coming out of the closet.”

She would someone count all of her toes and fingers and yell, “all the piggies are here!”

She would scream at the tv when a character is acting really stupid in her opinion.

Would have tea parties with Remus.

Prank her “parents” daily.

Would only fart in a special fart bowl: the toilet.

Sing gibberish when angry

Lastly if she’s really scared or alone, she would call deceit mommy and Remus daddy when she calls out to them.

**enjoy!**

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Puzzle Peices: Ch 1 (out of ?)

Written by @deafgirl-and-hercoven

Characters: deciet, remus, Princess, Patton.

Shipping: demus

It has been nearly 6 years since Remus and Deceit had welcomed their daughter, Princess. They had raised her well in Remus’s mind. She was smart, she was kind, and she was loved. They spent every day making sure that Princess KNOWS that they thought her as their whole world and that they loved her dearly. They tried their best to make sure she had enough to be entertained and be educated but lately, Princess had expressed boredom. Remus knew that they taught her all they could, it was getting harder for them to teach her. She had a billion questions and the dark sides had none of the patience to answer them all as much they tried. Remus sat on the floor and stared at all the lesson plans that would be easy to teach but the truth was, they did not know any of the topics that he had. The topics were Logic’s thing, not his or Deceit’s. Remus had to come up with some way to educate Princess and quickly. He had done his job as the lesson planner very well for the past years and now he was stumped.

“What should I do now? Come on Remus, don’t let him down.” Remus thought to himself. He kept looking through the lesson plans that was available to him but there wasn’t a lot. He sighed and messed with his hair. He knew that they had to do. They had to let Princess go to the light sides as he knew they could teach her more than they could. He also knew that he had to tell Deceit despite the fact he wouldn’t get a positive reaction. He sighed softly as he tried to come up with some way to convince Deceit that it was the only option for them. He soon felt the familiar cold touch and heard a happy sounding hissing. He chuckled. “Is this how you gonna greet your friend with benefits?” Remus asked happily, turning around to the owner of the hissing. Deceit chuckled as well. He had a small smile. “Sssssshut up. You love me.” Deceit pauses to kiss Remus. “Find any lessons?” He asked as he sat with his rather disgusting fellow parent. He got a sigh from the other man. “I’m afraid not. We know nothing about these topics. Double dee, there’s only one option.” He said in a sad tone. This news upset deceit greatly as he knew what he was getting at. It was terrible news. He wasn’t ready. No he was not. To lose Princess now? It killed him inside. He knew that Remus was right but he wasn’t going to admit it.

“ARE YOU INSANE?! I'M NOT APPROVING THIS!” He screams at the rat man. Remus just sighed and stared at Deceit. This wasn’t something new. He had brought up the idea before. He had been yelled at about it before. He knows that deceit didn’t want to lose his daughter. The only side he truly cares about, and he knows all of this was out of fear. He knows what fear does. He hugs deceit. “Shhhh….She’ll be safe and sound. There will be nothing to worry about.” The stinky man said softly in an attempt to calm his lover. This attempt was in vain. Deceit pushes Remus away. “ARE YOU MAD?!” Deceit yells, offended. Deceit’s yelling could be heard by Princess. This new tone of Deceit made Princess rather curious than fearful and she decided to investigate the yelling. She sat by the door, crossing her legs while hugging her Deceit and Remus plushies. She was very interested in why her “mother” was yelling at her “father”. She scoots a bit in curiosity, her curly hair bounces as she inches closer to the door. “I’ve gone mad years ago, yes.” Remus said rather annoyed with Deceit’s behavior. Remus walked to a wall with hooks where they had hung all of Princess’s stuff, letting a huge sigh. “Deceit, I have faith in our parenting. She knows that we love her and we taught her safety techniques as well. Don’t you trust her that she had remembered what we taught?” he asked. This question angered Deceit. He turned red and growled. “No, I don’t!” he yelled. Princess froze, tears swelling up.

“No. I don’t.” rang in Princess’s head. Her own “mother” didn’t trust her. Why didn’t did Dee trust her? She listened to every word, followed every rule, hell she didn’t ask for a lot. She stood up angrily and stormed off in tears. The storming turned into running. “No, I don’t” kept replaying in her mind. If Dee or Butt didn’t trust her then she wasn’t staying with them. She was staying where she can be trusted. She was really hurt. She wasn’t as trusted as she thought. THAT killed Princess inside. She didn’t care where Dee and Butt took her or what they had done together as a family, she trusted them and she thought she earned enough trust to explore all on her own but that image was shattered.

She kept running and running and running then froze. She arrived at the border. She stared at the brighter side of her home. She was warned not to go beyond the border. She looks back at the direction of where there was yelling STILL going on then back into the light. Did she dare break a rule? Is she willing to face a punishment? At this point, she just didn’t care anymore. She lost all if any respect she had for Deceit. Princess crossed the border and started exploring this new land, she has never been before. It was so colorful, so warm, and completely different than what she was used to, but she loved every moment of being there. All the new smells, lights, and the temperature was very exciting for her. Thanks to Deceit, she had curiosity for everything. She kept walking and occasionally stopping to write down all she saw and smelled. Like Remus had told her, “If it wasn’t written down, it never happened.” she looks around and saw pictures of a group of men who looked like her family. “More sides?” she mutters to herself. She was taught about sides and why sides looked the same but these pictures were confusing. It was like there was a million puzzle pieces and it was up to her to put it together.

She shakes her head and kept exploring, not really paying attention to where she was going. She was amazed to see so many pictures on walls. As she was walking she had bumped into something, no someone. She fell right on her butt. “Sorry! I wasn’t paying attention.” Princess said shyly. The stranger laughs in response. He helped her up. “Well it’s alright! It happens! My! I’ve never seen you before!” Princess giggles at the man’s enthusiasm. “That's because you probably didn’t! I’m from the dark side!” she said proudly. The man frowns. “Why hadn’t we met?” she shrugs in response. “Dee is just scared that I would go bye forever, I’m mad he thinks I will! I’m princess, it’s not a real name but I get called it!” he smiles. “That’s very sad. Is he your dad?” she nodded. “Well he just loves you a lot. That’s all! Let’s introduce you to the others! I’m Patton!”

Patton is now available for questions!

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Princess’s big problem

Princess 626: dee?

Deceit: yes?

Princess 626: are you and butt good or bad?

Deceit: it doesn’t matter wether or not if there’s good or bad. We’re a part of a whole.

Princess 626: oh. Am I evil?

Remus: *was listening while looking at an adult magazine* come here little one.

Princess 626: *goes to remus who picked her up and puts her on his lap*

Remus: why are you so obsessed with the concept of good and evil my little dumpling?

Princess 626: cause! You and dee already know what you are but I don’t know what I am!

Remus: well that’s a good thing. It’s a part of life. Me and dee didn’t always knew. We grew up.

Princess 626: what’s that?

Remus: it’s when you get bigger and as you get bigger, you learn more about yourself. And that’s ok if you don’t know. Learn about yourself. Your favorite things and what you learn makes you, you. If you feel lost, don’t worry. That’s what we’re here for. Guiding you to be the best you can be.

Princess 626: what’s that?

Remus: we don’t know. But that’s for you to figure out. Go try.

Princess 626: thanks daddy! *hugs Remus and dee before leaving*

Deceit: you’ve gone soft.

Remus: so have you. That’s a good thing.

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The Royal Arrival

Characters: Deceit, Remus 

Word count: 583 words

Deceit was pacing in place, Remus was watching him softly. This motion was worrying the disturbing side. What Deceit had done to get here, you may ask? Well Deceit was making a child to care for. Crazy right? But he wanted to, he HAD to. He had to fight his own insanity. Deceit felt like he wasn’t just as needed as he used to be. He wouldn’t admit it but in all honesty, the pain of loneliness and the fear of being abandoned was taking over him. He couldn’t handle it. It was devouring, making him claustrophobic, blind even.

 He needed to do something. He tried distracting himself with experiments and observing the others but it never sit well for him, seeing the others being happy. Remus attempted to be with Deceit more often but sadly, it didn’t help the snake faced man. He needed a true distraction. Luckily, he  found it. He saw an article on cows and lambs being created by artificial wombs. He knew right then and there what he felt destined to do. He had to try to do a human specimen. He attempted to do Remus’s and his own DNA, but had no success after multiple times. He was just ready to just give up but it hit him, the child didn’t had to be his own blood. Although his idea was rather insane, he was desperate to no longer be lonely. He wanted this for months to a year now. Deceit debated who should the child come from. He counted every trait he admired and hated, then the lie based side realized who would be the perfect candidates. Roman and Virgil. They were just what he needed, they both were as close to Deceit and Remus as they could get. Especially with Roman being Remus’s literal twin brother. Virgil was a dark side and he had traits that Deceit wouldn’t admit he admired. After stealing DNA from the two candidates, he immediately started working. He spent days, months for this insane goal. Remus was there every step of the way. He knew Deceit needed it. 

Deceit stares at the calendar, tired eyes seems motionless, blank. It’s been 9 long months, managing the most important experiment he had ever worked on. After many failed attempts, it was finally working. All the hard work he has ever done. It was all worth it. Every wound, every restless night, every mental breakdown was finally going to be all worth it. Deceit was no longer was going to stay in a room alone, waiting for Remus to return from bothering Thomas. The torture was finally going to end. Deceit and Remus waited for the they would meet this experiment, the tension was eating away at them. Then there was a gush and a very loud infant wail. Their eyes widen and they immediately ran to the table. There it was. The end product, the goal they have been working towards. A princess had been “born”. Their cold, dark hearts melted. Deceit would never admit but he cried at the sight He was truly happy. He thought the moment never happened. He was gonna give up. 

“What should we name….. her double Dee?” Remus asked as he watched Deceit clean the child and making sure the infant was alive.

“Mmmmm, I had thought about it.” Deceit said swaddling the infant. The infant calmed down once she was swaddled.”

“626? Disney gays, Disney names obviously.” Remus suggested.

“Hello 626.” Deceit says softly, smiling.

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How’d Remus become Butt?

Princess 626: it means Best Uncle in The Thomas!

Deceit: she was learning abbreviations.

Remus: awww! Still cute!