#princessalexiaama

[immortalbite]

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..." - princessalexiaama (bc why not, girlxgirl lol)

( &. princessalexiaama )

"I decided to say— if that’s alright?"

[finnyr-blog]

"Do you kids want anything? Some snacks? A condom?" -Xia

          “——no.          i mean, no thank you.”

[bellatorcumspes-blog]

text:] Whenever someone tells me they’ve never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn. [text:] Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.text:] She deliberately backed into the homewrecker’s whoremobile and yelled “”FOR SPARTA!” --Xia

[text] Consider yourself unicorned

[text] are those all busted eardrums tho

[text] WHAT