#princesscipherite

[probablybadrpgideas]

Everytime a player attempts to interact with an object, flip a coin. If the coin is heads, the object is a mimic.

To make it more mysterious, use an app so none of your players know that’s what you’re doing.

[freckled-lili]

@princesscipherite replied to your post: I appear to have lost 4 followers since I posted...

But they’re hilarious! Some people don’t have taste :P

Aww, thank you. ^_^

But I can understand why some people may not want that one their dash. Even if they’re fans of YTTD/DDLC, the whole thing is pretty cringey to watch. xD

[papyrussuggestions-archive]

I went through this entire blog, liking every post because they were all amazing (and great, of course, just like you) and because you deserve a lot of positivity, too! You're doing such great work! Thank you!

YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, FRIEND! I’M GLAD YOU ENJOYED ALL MY POSTS! I HOPE THAT KEEPS BEING TRUE!

[dreams-of-headcanons]

Hallo!! I love your stuff and, since your ask box was open, I thought I'd finally get over my own nerves and send something in! So... how would the US skelebros and the UF skelebros react to their S/O actually being kidnapped? I though it might be a good angsty-fluff combo :3 Thanks in adavance! I really do love your work :D

Hello ( ´ ∀ ` )ﾉ I’m glad you enjoy my content! I’m sorry it took me so long to get to yours. and to everyone else’s I haven’t got to yet (>_<)

Trigger Warning: violence, mentions of sex trade, torture

Disclaimer: s/o comes out unharmed in all scenarios

Underswap

Blueberry

Berry is worried sick. He found out in one of the worse ways possible. He had just come home from training with Scales(Us Alphys). He had even picked up a bouquet of your favorite flowers. No special occasion. He just saw a flower shop on his way home and decided to get some for you. When he went to stick his key in the door of your shared apartment the door was ajar. His soul dropped instantly but he tried to remain optimistic, hoping you had only left it like that by accident. But that’s not like you at all. Maybe you heard him coming and left it like that on purpose? His fears are confirmed when he steps inside and finds things knocked over, clearly showing a struggle. He lies the flowers down on the table and calls the police immediately. They take his statement and any evidence and leave. Once Berry is left alone he’s in shock and disbelief. Who did this? Why? Why you? You didn’t even have any enemies and neither did he. Not that he knows of at least. The police check in with him in a few days but haven’t had any luck. Berry has been tending the bouquet of flowers, hoping you’ll be found before they die and trying to keep his own hope alive. It doesn’t take long before his patience snaps. He’s trying to let the police do their job and not interfere but he doesn’t feel like they’re trying very hard. He’s mad at himself for not starting his own investigation sooner. As soon as Scales finds out she, Angelfish(Us Undyne), and Stretch all become a part of his team. Berry loves you and if he loves you that means these three see you like family, even if you and Berry aren’t married yet. Scales goes on the aggressive and starts interrogating any suspicious characters. Berry goes with her and they pretty much play good cop bad cop. Angelfish and Stretch provide tech support. Angel gives wires to Scales and Berry so they can record their interrogations. The rest of her and Stretch’s time is spent hacking into security cameras around town until they finally find something. They can’t make out faces because it was night in this particular tape but she KNOWS the person being thrown into the back of a car is you. The recording happened near your apartment complex and she can see an item/piece of clothes that she recognizes. She calls Berry immediately and gets a license plate number. She suggests telling the police about it but he refuses. He doesn’t want to rely on them anymore and reminds her that they could find out about her hacking. She could get in trouble whether her soul was in the right place or not. Stretch teleports Berry and Scales as close to the location as possible. The two can hardly contain themselves as they sneak in and they both feel sick to their stomachs when they realize that the place trades sex slaves. Berry immediately loses any control he had and pins the nearest guards to the wall with blue bones and demands to know which room you’re being kept in. He and Scales leave them hanging, not caring if they bleed out. When he finds you he’s clinging to you and practically sobbing with relief, especially when you assure him no one had touched you yet. They make an anonymous call to the police about the sex slave ring and after the whole incident is over Berry moves you and himself to a safer place and starts putting traps up around the house and calling in at random to check on you while he’s gone. Expect a trip to an adoption shelter on your next Birthday.

Stretch

He was on a date with you when it happened. You were walking hand in skeletal hand when someone leapt out and snatched you away from him. He tried to go after them but someone else knocked him out with a blunt object to the back of his skull. It wasn’t a very populated area but there were a couple of nearby witnesses that called 911 and gave what information they could while medics made sure Stretch was okay. He was admitted to the hospital for the night and Berry came to make sure he was okay. But that night, as much as Stretch likes to nap, he couldn’t sleep. Not a wink. Not while he knows you’re in danger. Who were those people? Why did they do this? Was this some sort of punishment? As soon as he was let out the next day he wasted no time. He didn’t check in with the police. Screw relying on them. He goes straight to Angelfish and asks her to check the security cameras in the vicinity of where it happened. The two of them sit down together and he refuses to eat until they’ve got something. It happens faster than he expected before they’ve got pictures and tape of you being dragged away. Angel enhances the pictures as best as she can and he recognizes one of the offenders as your jealous ex and he knows where they live. Before Angel has a chance to stop him he’s gone. He pops up right behind your ex in their house and scares the living hell out of them right before they’re pinned to the wall with bones. Stretch’s hood is up and the shade it provides along with his blazing orange eye light gives him a menacing aura. He forces what information he wants out of them and leaves them with a bone chilling threat that he won’t be so lenient if they ever mess with you again. He knocks them out and leaves them as he goes and rescues you from their basement. The Sick Psycho. He takes you home, puts on some of your favorite shows/movies, and doesn’t leave your side for the rest of the night, comforting you any way he can. From now on he keeps his guard up almost to a level that makes him seem like he’s from a Fell universe.

Underfell

Red

He knew something like this might happen eventually. He just doesn’t know how they managed to get past his defenses so easily. A lot of monsters and humans don’t like him but most of them are too dumb. He either pissed off the wrong person, they had help, or it was pure dumb luck. He found out when he got a taunting phone call asking for a ransom. He could hear you sassing one of your captors in the background and calling his name when you realized they had him on the phone. The smart ones always want some sort of revenge over money so he’s pretty sure it was dumb luck by now. He’s also kind of relieved. It’s still bad that you’ve been kidnapped but he’s glad you’re not a target for revenge. Because that means you’ll come out of the ordeal mostly unscathed. However, the ransom they demanded before hanging up on him isn’t something he can afford and he’s too impatient to waste time collecting it, so he goes to Blaze(Uf Grillby). Now Blaze normally charges a pretty hefty price for his aid but Red is a patron and close friend, so he already gets a discount to begin with and when he tells Blaze that you’ve been snatched he cuts the price in half. Blaze gives him a suitcase filled with convincing fake bills. An person/monster with average intelligence will take about 1-2 minutes to figure it out but these dumb sounding bastards will probably take 5+ minutes or never realize it at all. Either way Red hands it over and you’re shoved into his arms as the two jackasses that snatched you excitedly play with the fake money. Red just stands back, with you behind him, watching them. It’s pretty amusing and he’s trying to contain his laughter. He almost feels bad for them. Almost. He’s so amused by their moronic behavior that he teleports you home and comes back. By now they’ve discovered that the money is fake and as soon as they notice him he’s greeted with anger. He dodges them easily while taunting them with his guffaws and when he’s had his fill of fun he goes back to being serious. And with you safe at home he can finally show some of his pent up anger. How dare these pieces of shit touch you. He doesn’t feel like he’s worthy of having such great s/o as you sometimes. You’re such an awesome person and these two twits definitely aren’t even worthy enough to even breathe the same air as you. Before the two know it they’ve been impaled and suspended by their limbs with bone attacks. Red cusses them out and tortures them by stabbing non vital parts of their bodies and twisting the bones until they’re begging for forgiveness or death. When he’s finally satisfied he lets them down and leaves, not caring if they bleed out or not (bit of a yandere streak there, Red). He hopes you won’t mind the little bit of blood splatter. Because as soon as he gets inside the house he’s throwing his coat off and smothering you with love.

Edge

Oh boy. Oooooooh BOY. Somebody done fucked up. Somebody is also a top tier moron. Edge came home from training with Stingray(Uf Undyne) and found his little shared home with you looking like a hurricane had passed through. At first he’s mildly irritated, thinking maybe you had just been fooling around or that his brother had done it. He’s pisssssed when he finds a very obviously placed ransom note. They attempted to make it anonymous but he knows who the dumbasses are. The Underfell dog guard. Even though everyone is on the surface now they’ve always held a grudge against him because they wanted higher positions in the guard before it was disbanded. They were jealous of him and never got along with him. How DARE those WORTHLESS mutts touch THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS’ datemate!? He doesn’t even finish reading the note before shredding it to pieces and storming out of the house. If they think they can get away with this they are VERY wrong. He’s not gonna bring what they want no matter what it was and he knows all their most frequented locations. He goes into stealth mode until he’s found you. He’s seething when he reveals himself and they’re surprised at his arrival because they hadn’t told him where they were yet. They were expecting him to call the number they’d left on the note so they could use a voice changer to talk to him. He wastes no time in subduing them, leaving all of them with 1 hp and teetering on the line between life and death. They were stupid to mess with him and he doesn’t care if they dust or not. He takes you and leaves. Once he gets you home he completely ignores the mess that’s waiting for him(he swears they left it this messy on purpose because everyone knows how he hates messiness) and carries you straight to bed, flopping down on it with you and nuzzling his skull against your neck. He won’t admit it but he was the tiniest bit scared and he really missed you in the short amount of time that you were gone. Even if he knew it was only the dog guard being dumb with him he couldn’t stand being apart from you. What? Crying? He’s not crying! How dare you suggest such a thing. Those totally aren’t tears. But he also doesn’t have a valid excuse for what they might actually be besides tears. Expect lots of cuddles and breakfast in bed the next morning. Somehow he already has the entire house clean by the time you wake up too, whether you had planned on helping him or not. He didn’t want you to have to help him anyways. He wants you to rest.

[enchanted-flowers]

((Oh my gosh. My Tumblr keeps unfollowing you! I love your stuff too much to not see it! )) How would MT, UF Sans and the SF bros react to; after having a fight with their S/O about kids, their S/O ran off, leaving no notes or anything. House empty and the like. Finally, 8-9 months later, they find the S/O, but they have the skellie's kid with them. ((I thought up this ansgty stuff after reading your pregnancy ask (thank Essy for reblogging and helping me realize I wasn't following again xD )))

@messedupessy Thank you for saving lives. 

Mafiatale 

Sans

BS is furious at you. He’s never been more angry at anyone in his entire life. Any romantic feelings he ever had for you, is immediately gone. How could you do this to him? How could you be so goddamn selfish? You were gone for months, left without a word and all BS agonized over you! He searched all over, and thought you were dead! He can’t forgive you for you put him through, but he does want to be there for his child. BS is willing to take you in and support you and the child, but he’s only doing it for the kid. He trusts you as a parent, but there’s no chance of romance between you two anymore. Even if you try, BS  absolutely refuses, it just hurts too much. He’s okay with being friends with you, but he will always harbor resentment towards you. 

Underfell

Sans

Red slams the door right in your face. He never wanted a kid, but if you had stuck around instead of leaving, then maybe he would’ve stuck around and help raise them. Instead, you chose to be a coward and run away. You broke his heart in a thousand ways, abandoned him, and allowing him to believe that you were dead and you know what? You are dead to him. Besides, he doesn’t want to help support a family he never wanted, so good luck. A few years later though, he does become curious about what happened to you and his child so he seeks you out. It’s awkward, and you two will never have a relationship again (except for the occasional booty call or one night stand) but Red does stick around for the kid sometimes. They know him as “Uncle Red” and is your friend, but it’s not until that they are an adult til they find out that Red is their father. 

Swapfell 

Sans

When Black finds you at his door, he immediately starts ripping into you, screaming about how you had the nerve to even show up right now. He doesn’t even notice the baby, he just goes on and on about how you don’t deserve him, how he’s far better without you, how you’re disgusting and he never wants to see you again, then he notices the baby and goes quiet, asking if they’re his. You let him hold them, and every ounce of anger, hurt, and hatred just leaves him. He doesn’t put them down for hours, cooing at them, feeding them, reading them Fluffy Bunny. That’s his child. Something that he made. Something that will forever be connected to him for the rest of his life. After Black puts the baby to bed, you and him have a long discussion about the relationship. He agreed to start over as friends, and if there’s still romance, then he’s willing to try. But the both of you agree that the baby comes first no matter what. 

Papyrus

When you show up at his door, Rus is so relieved, he pulls you a tight hug, nearly crying from how much he loves you. Sure he was furious, hurt, and worried when you left with no note, often blaming himself for what went wrong and wallowing in guilt, but right now, he’s so glad that you’re okay. That you’re alive and you’re back in his life. Finally he noticed the baby, and Rus actually cries tears of joy. That’s his kid, they’re so beautiful like you, he already loves them. Rus takes you back instantly, and to make up for all the lost time that you lost, he takes you out on wonderful dates, makes sure that you’re always comfortable, and spends time with the baby whenever he can so you can take a break. Just please don’t leave him like that again. He doesn’t know if he can handle it. 

[enchanted-flowers]

I just like playing devil's advocate, I guess :P

You bring up good points that some people don’t think about and I thank you for that :) 

Most people are leaning towards yes though. 

[enchanted-flowers]

I saw people talking about marriage and swordfighting and I just wanted you to know that Best Man used to mean "Best Swordsman". It was their job to fight off any men who tried to forcefully take away the groom's bride. FUN FACT OF THE DAY

I FIGHT FOR MY OWN BRIDE! 

[enchanted-flowers]

While everyone is fighting over who gets the skellies, I'll just be in the back kidnapping them. I prefer to win my battles through subterfuge instead of violence. I mean, come now, I imagine my skellies would be very upset if anyone got hurt fighting over them

I mean, you kinda exposed your plan here