#prins-albert

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prins-albert replied to your post “I probably don’t even have the money to buy enough pills.”

:/

I'm sorry. That was a bit dark.

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prins-albert replied to your post “prins-albert replied to your post:jeg så lige den pølse gif du...”

Hehe Coming

Ugh

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prins-albert replied to your post:jeg så lige den pølse gif du rebloggede af Reek og Ramsay Bolton fra Game of Thrones, og hvis du seriøst ikke ved det, så finder pølsespisningen sted efter Ramsay lige har skåret Reek's penis af som tortur :D

PENIS INNUENDO

For you of all people to make a penis joke.

Never saw that coming.

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What the fuck lady, that was like seven years ago. It was related to everyone on your dash being horny, I think.

It didn't show up last time I looked at my tag.

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and also 123-134

oh goodness, even more? :3

123. Dyed my hair?

I tried to streak it red once but it just put a huge blob of blonde in the middle of my hair in fifth grade and I didn’t give a shit back then so I let it be. And then we dyed it back to brown and got it cut. And then I dyed it red again, and this time it worked. And then back to brown lolol, and then I got two big strands dyed like crimson red, but I didn’t take care of them so they faded pretty quickly. I would really like to dye my hair a seafoam green tho.

124. Voted in a presidential election?

Yes! My first was when I was 18 :P

125. Rode in an ambulance?

Never have, not even for fun.

126. Had a surgery?

Nope!

127. Met someone famous?

I met Avril Lavigne when I was like 6 lol and ran head first into a Rolling Stone when I was like 9, apparently. I grew up with the daughter of a pro baseball pitcher, so I would talk to him occasionally, if you count pro athletes as famous people.

128. Stalked someone on a social network?

Who hasn’t at least once these days?

129. Peed outside?

I had the best piss of my life outside once. I was like a freshman in high school and my class went camping and the group I was in had to walk the longest way possible to get to where we were meeting the other groups, and everyone was really mad about it so I didn’t want to make them stop for me to pee, so I held it for like three hours. And when I finally got to pee I think I described it as a hurricane being released lolololol it was a fucking great piss tho, it was like an orgasm. I think it took like ten minutes for me to pee entirely hahahaha.

130. Been fishing?

Fishing is one of my few favorite outdoor activities to participate in, actually! I’ve been fishing for as long as I can remember.

131. Helped with charity?

Yep. Grew up a girl scout, so its kind of a thing we always did now and again. I try to be charitable when I can when I can, tho.

132. Been rejected by a crush?

Already answered, but yes, by many, and like I said, thank god I had been.

133. Broken a mirror?

Not that I can recall, but I’m sure I have at some point in my life.

134. What do I want for my birthday?

I really just want money to be perfectly honest.

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4, 24, 56

4. 3 things I love.

Sleep, Indian food, playing video games. Out of those three I only ever get a lot of Indian food.

24. Favorite style of clothing?

I really like a kinda grungy look with a splash of color, but I never wear it because I’m too shy, but I’m getting better at caring less about what others might think and enjoying the feeling of wearing what I fucking like to wear.

56. If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Definitely future me. Just to figure out of that’s the person I would want to be in the future, and if I’m happy with who I’ll turn out to be, or if I need to make a super drastic change in my life to get where I need and want to be in life.

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zombie, alien, werewolf, sharktopus.

zombie: when was the last time you trusted your gut? was it successful?

Man, I dunno. I guess last weekend when we held a party here and I knew I wouldn’t really be into it. It was a punk party, and I’m pretty into punk, but like three fights happened that night, and I’m glad I wasn’t there for that, plus I got work done. Though I did get to watch one fight cuz it got filmed on our security cameras lol

alien: what is your strangest feature?

I guess I have a mole that grows hair, but its in my eyebrow so its super inconspicuous and no one would know unless i told them lololol

werewolf: if you could change into any nonhuman animal and back on will, what would you change into and why?

I think I’d change into a bird. Probably a peregrine falcon, just because I think flying would be so amazing, and being as its the fastest bird on the planet, I think it would be so freeing. 

sharktopus: what is something you’ve done that was ridiculous or a bad decision?

One time I got so drunk when I was downtown that I blacked out, and my friends told me that:

a) I got on stage with my other friend who blacked out and we were with the band singing really badly to the song they were playing, and I knocked a microphone into his guitar while he was playing it,b) told my friend he only liked his ex for her ass, which isn’t true at all,c) was so drunk I had to have help getting out of the bar,d) while I was that drunk I tried to grind on my friend while we were walking down the street, and he told me, “I was into it, but you were just so drunk it was more hilarious than sexy” which I think is fucking great,e) managed to roll down the window of the cab we were in to throw up out the window while it was driving instead of inside of it,f) took my pants off in front of my guy friends while they were trying to get me to go to bed,g) threw up all over my bed while I was asleep,h) woke up in it,i) woke up super confused about how I got into bed and why my pants weren’t on anymore, with no memory of anything after getting on stage and still drunk and with my still drunk friend talking to me,j) I had to move from one room in my house to another that same day with the help of my friend who had thrown up everywhere else in my room and all over my toilet, which she cleaned thank god,k) gave that stanky ass room to some poor guy from Finland that moved in,l) was told by my friend that I looked super hung over, and I did, and finallym) it was a great fucking night.

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prins-albert replied to your post: You wont believe how many employees ho...

In English?

It's an international company. Most people at my office speak danish, but everyone speaks english. I had to find som info on an employee from our branch in a database. I though I would only get a few hits if I searched the last name, but to be fair, I was checking against a list of over 100.000 people.