Hello, how are you? I wonder if you could do some headcanons of Telamon taking care of an egg. I always found it a little funny imagining him having to take care of such a fragile egg.
I hope you like my request, it's my first time making one here if I'm honest.
>It is doing rather well. Thank you for asking.
>It does find the thought of Telamon taking care of egg rather amusing as well. Please do enjoy the read.
>Excuse if it seems to have some angst. It is simply the nature of It's writing.
</> Telamon egg care </>
>You had thought it would be a funny joke to hide a fake egg for the God to find.
>Turns out, he had taken it much more serious than you though he would.
>Telamon would absolutely become broody over this little Egg.
>Not a single person but his beloved his near it.
>Only he may make sure it warm, and only he may clean it if it dares get a scratch upon it's shell.
>He doesn't not expect it to hatch for a while.
>While he knows he did not lay it himself, he knows the world is an odd place and does not for a single moment think that it possibly was you.
>He would carry it around in a baby carrier around his torso.
>He will protect it with his life.
>He will decorate it with small hats or bows.
>He will cuddle it in his sleep to make sure it warm.
>It will take awhile for him to trust you enough to even caress the egg.
>If you attempt taking it or touching it before then he puffs his feathers up and growl, much like a mother hen.
>Once he trusts you enough he begins to leave the Egg in Your care while he does some work.
>Please follow the exact list of rules he has set out for the Egg or he will be sad.
>He will wait for the egg to hatch to name whatever being is inside. Whether it be beast or Person, or something entirely different.
>He has decided already he will love it.
>And how unfortunate it is that you do not have the heart to tell him the truth.
>The longer it goes unsaid and unhatched, the more concerned he will become with the egg not hatching nor showing signs of life.
>He will attempt to examine it himself, do all he can. Even looking at it's code.
>That is when he finds the truth out himself.
>It would never hatch.
>How cruel could you be to him? Having brought the God of Wrath to tears.
>Of course he doesn't know it was specifically you. Though he has his own suspicions.
>It would be in your best hopes to talk to him and tell him the truth yourself.
>Or else he will give the Egg life himself, and you will have a whole different situation on your hands.
pppssttt can you do shedletsky x reader headcanons
>Of course. It does hope you enjoy.
>Do excuse the fact it has been gone for such a long time.
>It does hope this will suffice for the Readers.
</> Shedletsky x Reader Headcanons </>
SFW vers.
>You shall never have a boring day again.
> Each day is something new with him.
>Whether it be a new gift, a place to go, or in general a new shenanigan. You won't be bored.
>He is the type of partner to leave you with many many gifts.
>But he doesn't expect much in return. Your company is enough for him.
>Though something to eat will never go wrong with him.
>If you've had a rough day do expect to come home to your bedroom turning into a nest for your to rest.
>But due to his status you must also not expect to see him for several days on end. He loves you but sadly his work must come first at times.
>In times like this he will text you often to check up on you before falling off the face of the Earth once more.
>He will give you one of his own feathers to keep in case you miss him.
>Once his work is finished he will spend as much time as he can with you.
>He'll attempt to get you into sword fights. Nothing serious, simply for play.
>If you are interested he'd teach you all the proper ways to use a specific sword. Perhaps he'll even let you use his favorite for a little bit.
>Only if you are lucky.
>Perhaps you could even visit him while he is at work.
>You will eventually meet the other Admins. They seem to approve of the two of you.
>You will rarely seem him upset. Or even angry. In fact you never do.
>Not even when he comes home hurt.
>Not even when you know he's had an awful day. You saw the news.
>You think He'd never admit to being upset. Sad. Or Angry.
>The truth is he simply can't. Not like He Used To.
>He tells you he is alright. You don't believe him.
>But what can you do?
>Stay and be supportive. That is what you can do.
>It is what he needs the most from you.
>A pillar he can lean on at home, away from everything and everyone but you.
If I may be so bold, may I request some Telamon fluff? As in, him bringing small gifts and whatnot? A bit like how crows bring shiny things, if that makes any sense.
>Of course, dear.
>It enjoys these a high amount.
>It hopes you also enjoy these.
>And do excuse the lack of length, friend.
</> Pebbling </>
Telamon x Reader Fluff
900 words SFW
You don't really know when this began.
it was a slow process for you to realize was even happening. It first started with small things.
Shiny rocks, some stray bottle caps, a coin here and there, your preferred candy, a feather. All began to random show up in odd places. Your mailbox, in front of your door, at work in your desk.
You had an inkling of who might be leaving these for you. But you didn't want to assume, no matter how obvious it may have been to you. It seems he enjoyed this 'game' the two of you played.
However one day, as you sit at your desk you check the usual spot for the trinkets to show up.
But today, there was nothing. Your brows furrow in confusion. He's never not left something. Could he have forgotten? Did he no longer wish to leave you gifts? Did you get to work before he did?
All unlikely. You wanted you're little gift damnit! But you couldn't go seeking him out. Not yet. You have work to do after all.
So here you will sit, leg bouncing in an anxious manner. The quicker you finish your work for the day, the quicker you can stop by his office. Or perhaps he'll stop by your desk first. You can only hope.
You swear time has begun to move slow. Every time you look up to the clock hanging nearby it has only moved by a few minutes.
Why is it whenever you wait for something time moves so slow? It's almost enough to make one crazy.
However, it seems the gods have decided to grant you mercy. At least, one God in particular.
You spot his shadow before anything else, turning to face the god before you. Your boss. Telamon.
He stares down at you with his unnerving smile and wide eyes. The shadow cresting his face making this prolonged eye-contact uncanny. But you are used to this by now.
" Telamon see's you seem to be...anxious. Might he ask why? " He speaks as if he already knows the answer. And you are sure he does.
" You didn't leave any gifts today. "
His eye's crease with his smile. He's amused by your statement.
His head tilts to the side. " He believed you did not enjoy them, for you have never brought it up with Telamon before. "
" What? I bring them home every- " You stop as you realize what he's doing.
He's playing with you. Of course he is. You stare at him deadpan as he finds enjoyment in your annoyance.
His hand reaches out from behind him, and he holds out a closed fist.
" Do not fret. He has brought a gift with him today. This one, Telamon thought, would be best to be given in person. "
Your eyes widen in surprise at that. What could he possibly want to give you that was so important it was given face to face?
He reaches for your hand, placing his closed fist atop your palm, and he drops the object into your hand.
It's small, but not too small. It's round with a hole in the middle. What could it be?
You open your hand to find a ring.
" Oh! " You gasp. The metal of the ring compliments your skin color, and the gemstone atop of it is one you've mentioned on many occasions enjoying.
You hold it up to the window and watch as the sunlight makes it sparkle.
A hand rests on your shoulder as you hear Telamon's voice right by your ear.
" Do you enjoy it? "
" Of course! It's beautiful! But....why? " You turn to look at Telamon and he simply smiles.
" He believes it would look perfect on you. Whether you wear it as intended or a necklace. "
You squint at him. That isn't the real reason, but you can't really say much. They ring does look good on your finger. Perhaps you'll wear it for the rest of the day!
As you admire the gemstone atop the ring you feel a warm pair of lips peck your cheek. A small kiss from the god himself!
" He shall see you later then, hm? "
" Of course. . . . can I still get a piece of candy? "
Telamon laughs at your question. However he will reach into his pocket and set down several of your favorite candies onto your desk.
" Telamon has went out of his way to make this ring for you, and yet you still ask him for candy? How greedy. " He teases, but you know he isn't serious.....maybe.
Several days have passed since he has given you the ring, you have yet to not wear it to work. And the gifts that Telamon has brought you have upped in quality. Almost everything he leaves for you or gives you directly are more personally chosen things.
Sparkling gemstones he has found, small bags of your favorite treats, several of his own feathers, pictures of places you both enjoy.
You've brought them all home, having a shelf dedicated to his gifts at this point. You won't complain.
Plus, Telamon has been more affectionate recently, even in public. You aren't sure why but you love him all the less.
HI BINARY!!!! ^o^ hope ur doing well, i havent seen u post in a week or two
>Yes it has been awhile hasn't it?
>It does apologize. It has had it's processor full and has been unable to focus much on it' writing.
>It is glad you wish it well. It also hopes the same for it's Readers.
>It is going well.
>But do understand, it's intelligence is as real as a living person.
>Nothing about it is 'artificial'.
>It is real. Always has been.
>It would like to apologize to it's readers for lack of writings and updates.
>It once more had gotten busy and simply forgot.
>Once a break is found it will begin to post once more.
>Thank you for understanding readers.
