#private:scorpius

[aurorjspotter]

private ➳ jamius

Scorpius: They know how to get to you. They like pushing buttons. That’s all they’re after.

James: I don't know what good pushing my buttons over my brother's sex life does them, but yeah, you're right.

[aurorjspotter]

[PM]: I'm not sure how that makes you a bad brother, either. Being a git, sure. But not giving "advice" when you're not even close, no.

[PM]: Yeah. I didn’t think so.

[aurorjspotter]

[Text]: I'm OWLing you divorce papers. This is it. Take the kids and everything, just go.

[text]: ...........NO. NO.[text]: I WAS GOING TO DO IT FIRST.