#aghscorpius

[aurorjspotter]

private ➳ jamius

Scorpius: They know how to get to you. They like pushing buttons. That’s all they’re after.

James: I don't know what good pushing my buttons over my brother's sex life does them, but yeah, you're right.

[aurorjspotter]

[PM]: I'm not sure how that makes you a bad brother, either. Being a git, sure. But not giving "advice" when you're not even close, no.

[PM]: Yeah. I didn’t think so.

[aurorjspotter]

because Scorpius knows and your his BROTHER-- you should know more about him than your wife does

Yeah, I’m his brother, but we don’t talk about things like that. 

[graciesgotwood]

PM: Alright, Wood, I'm only going to do this one time and one time only. You are a great Quidditch player and you have done your team well since you've become captain. I'm still going to wipe the field with you next weekend, but you're probably the biggest competition I've had to deal with since joining the team.

PM: …did someone hit you in the head with a brick?PM: I mean, thank you, but has someone Imperius cursed you or something? 

[graciesgotwood]

[Text]: I'm thinking of stealing Dragon Boy. He's good for my ego.

[Text]: You better be prepared to duel to the death, then, because I’m not giving him up without a fight :-p

[aurorjspotter]

[Text]: I'm OWLing you divorce papers. This is it. Take the kids and everything, just go.

[text]: ...........NO. NO.[text]: I WAS GOING TO DO IT FIRST. 

[graciesgotwood]

Lucy, Gracie, James, the troll, Albus, or Lysander. Who really deserves Scorpius's heart?

I’ve literally never wanted anything less in my whole entire life than Malfoy’s heart, so Luce is welcome to keep it.

[graciesgotwood]

SCORPIUS TROLL'S BOYFRIEND NOW.

Better you than me, Troll.