#private:puck

[morphin-lynn-blog]

[PM] Dude, I am so not down for Syria staying with Quinn. We need to become undercover spies and watch her every move. We're gonna do a stakeout in my truck for 2 nights a week, and install cameras in Quinn's house to watch her. Super secret spy shit. You in? P.s. Come over to my place, I got new model war planes we can build. I'd invite Finn and Sam too, but they're down for this Syria thing. So I'm not feeling seeing 'em right now.

You don’t think she’d hurt her do you? I mean, we’re all keeping a pretty close eye on her so do you really think she’d try something? Can we wear suits and talk in British accents like James Bond?! But I don’t really feel comfortable watching the inside of a girl’s house all the time... It seems really creepy. Model airplanes? Sweet! I’m coming!

[askfabskysplits]

Private: Its a surprise for her, you know? Put her in a good mood and I'll get some. Just don't say shit to her, get Berry good and I'll owe you one Q.

Private: Please stop referring to you “getting some.” I don’t need to know that. But sure, Man Hands won’t know what hit her.

[askfabskysplits]

Private: I need a favour, I need help keeping these losers in order. You get your cheerios together and Puck Berry back in her place on Monday, don't tell Santana. Got it?

Private: You know I’m always happy to put Man Hands in her place, but why can’t I tell Santana? She hates Stubbles just as much as I do.

[if-i-was-a-painter]

Text: Puck

Keep an eye on Eli, he told me he's about to do something... I'll be on my way to Lima in a few minutes, we'll be there as soon as we can.

[its-sammy-winchester-blog-blog]

Okay little dude, look I'm sorry about being all well an asshole. But Sarah is a sore spot for me and I hadn't been able to talk to Eli about her yet. Losing her like nearly destroyed me, so talking about her is hard. I ain't so much mad that you told him, but that he had to find out from you. So uh, sorry for blowing up, and you're free to hang out or whatever it is you all call it with Eli.

[Private] Uhm, okay, thanks, Mr. Puckerman. I know it wasn't my place to talk about it to Eli... so yeah, I understand why you were mad, and it's fine, I already forgot all about that. And, uhm... yeah, we're just hanging out... playing video games and things like that. And, I wanted to ask, is it maybe okay if you're working late and Mr. Hudson isn't home that Eli comes to my place after school?

[if-i-was-a-painter]

Private Message: Puck & Sebastian

Sebastian: Dude! Your kid's almost 14? How did that happen?