If I were a painter...

Oh, wait, I am. Sebastian Smythe 27 years young New York City, NY If you need to know anything else, contact my Assistant or send me a message, I might just be in the mood to answer. If you're lucky, that is.

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Text to Sebastian

Eli: Finn.

Sebastian: Alright, you got it. I'm already dialing up Rachel.

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Should I get worried?

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Unless you know any human that barks, yes I am talking about a dog. Come on, you can say no without even having thought about it, Bas.He’s so cute that he’s making me melt, and its tiny little eyes and tiny little paws scratching against the glass. You can’t say no before even considering meeting him. You can’t possibly let this cute little ball of fur live its life trapped in a pet shop…

I’m not amused, I’m flattered, Bas. Anyone would pale in comparison to you, Darling. 

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Well, I have seen a few strange things, Kurt... you don't want to know the sounds some people make in bed...

Oh yes, I can, Kurt. You know under which conditions those dogs are bred, right? You can't possibly want to support this kind of buisiness. Also, how do you imagine a puppy in our penthouse? He'll make terrible messes, and I'll trip over him at night because he won't be in the same spot all the time. But if he's as cute as you say he is, I'm sure he'll find a nice home soon.

still the same to me. You like the way I am jealous even though I'd like to jump out of my skin. It's not funny.

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Text to Sebastian

Eli: Rachel's mom did.

Sebastian: Well, that's great news. I'll have Rachel give me her mom's phone number. Do you want me to call her, or should I give it to you?

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Text to Sebastian

Eli: I can't find her.

Sebastian: Hmm... Does Finn know anything about who adopted her? Or maybe Sam's mom knows? She's a nurse, maybe there's a record of it. I'll try to see if I can find anything once I have a name.

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Should I get worried?

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… Well, it’s not… I’m not sure I should say it on a social network… I fell for another one, Seb. A redhead, cute, joyful and quite playful. I would have asked for his name but he doesn’t speak, well he does, he’s a talkative little guy except that he barks. 

Oh god, you’re just too cute. I’m sorry for worrying you, Bas.

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You..... wait... what?

A.... are you talking about a dog, Kurt? Because no. We're not getting a dog. 

How refreshing that you are so amused about my jealousy, Kurt. 

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Text to Sebastian

Eli: I wanna find my sister, for my dad.

Sebastian: Oh, that's a really nice idea. How can I help?

[if-i-was-a-painter]

Text to Sebastian

Eli: Can you do me a favor?

Sebastian: Yes, of course. What can I do for you?

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mechanic-puck replied to your post:Should I get worried?

What’s up?

Just my roommate staying out late although he should be home already.

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Should I get worried?

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You’re reading a little too far into that, Darling… I mean something did catch my eyes, but you shouldn’t worry about it, Bass, it’s nothing.

Although your jealousy is quite endearing.

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Excuse me for seeing a pattern here, but if it's nothing, you wouldn't mind telling me what caught your eye, would you?

Great that you find it endearing, that doesn't make me less anxious.

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Should I get worried?

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Oh… I… must admit that I do, sometimes — most of the time — get distracted on the way back home. I just lose the track of time… It’s nothing to worry about. 

Not yet, at least for you. 

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Oh, really? Because the last time I remember you losing the track of time on your way home was when we started meeting for coffee...

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Should I get worried?

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Well, I don’t know, should you? What are we even talking about, it might give me hint…

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Oh, you know... you getting home later every day?

I mean, I know you have a lot to do, but you tell me you're leaving work and then don't show up for quite a long time.... 

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Should I get worried?

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As much as I'll enjoy being back in New York..

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It’s really cute, you know? Except when you do that in the middle of a movie. No, oh god, don’t do that! I believe you, it’s okay… I don’t need proof. I laugh in my sleep? 

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Just nudge me if I start doing it when I should be quiet, I'll try to shut up. 

And no, not so much, it's just the same cute nose-thing. I guess you must be having really nice dreams.

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As much as I'll enjoy being back in New York..

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Well, what can I say… I couldn’t resist the temptation to spend a whole night in your arms, or bent over the arm of the couch. Mhmm, probably, but we’re saving some precious time. 

Oh, I’m sorry my dear, while I have to agree that you do not do it in your sleep you do grumble to yourself when you’re awake and you don’t even realize it. You just happen to think out loud and mutter under your breath. I do not do such things, thank you very much. 

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Fine, maybe I do think aloud sometimes and don't notice, but you absolutely crunch up your nose when you sleep. I'll take a picture then, to prove it to you. It's the same thing you do when you laugh out loud, one of the many reasons I love lying next to you.

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As much as I'll enjoy being back in New York..

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I think I’d go crazy, if I didn’t those moments with you… As odd as it may sound, you always manage to appease me. 

I’m really glad you asked me to, I hated having to go back to my apartment, and spend the night alone without hearing you groan or grumble to yourself. 

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Well, it's not like you spent a lot of nights at your place, anyway. We're simply saving the time it took you to go home after work before you dropped by my place.

And I have to inform you that I don't groan or grumble at night. You, on the other hand, are perfectly adorable when your nose crunches up in your sleep.

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As much as I'll enjoy being back in New York..

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I have to say it wouldn’t have been the same had I not been coming back to a certain painter every night.

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And I'm glad you do, I'd feel terribly lonely without a certain designer by my side..

I'm really glad you agreed to move in with me. The penthouse feels really empty when you're not there.

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As much as I'll enjoy being back in New York..

[juliawalkstheline-deactivated20]

I suppose that Lima still feels like coming home, after all. I have to admit it, despite a rocky start, the week was rather enjoyable. 

[if-i-was-a-painter]

That it was.. But I think a lot of that had to do with who was with me in Lima. Isn't there a saying that home is where the heart is?