TEXTS || ALL MOTTAS 💀
SAGE: I need you to not panic.
SAGE: But I had a seizure this morning in class, and despite my very clear medical bracelet that says DO NOT CALL AN AMBULANCE IN THE EVENT OF A SEIZURE, my idiotic professor called an ambulance.
SAGE: So I'm at the hospital and not only am I bored, but annoyed. Fair warning that if you come in a rushed panic to see me and ask OMG SAGE ARE YOU OKAY?!??! I will snap at you. And I will not feel guilty about it.














