would you DJ at your own (hypothetical) wedding?
"What?"
He pauses very deliberately to really let this bizarre question sink in.
"No, I would not DJ at my own wedding. Pardon my language but how the fuck am I supposed to dance with my husband, and yes I am saying husband because we all know who I am going to marry, if I am behind a DJ booth? He enjoys dancing and I would want to spend almost every waking moment of that evening with him and therefore would have to consign myself to a long night of dancing in order to keep him close."










