[text]:How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
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[ text » (peter) parker ]: uhh..[ text » (peter) parker ]: it’s a very funny story really....[ text » (peter) parker ]: but you needed to be there for it to actually be funny, getit?













