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Send me šŗ to place a flower in my muse's hair.
shit me and my girlfriend say to each other
āIām the best but so are you.āĀ āA man just gave me fruit. In a flirty way. I donāt know what to do.ā āTell him that you are taken and have someone who can also provide fruit.āĀ āYou girlfriended me for a reason & that is my knowledge of noodles.āĀ āIām only in it for your stove skills.āĀ āOr you just didnāt think that the embodiment of evil wore dresses.āĀ āI have a problem and itās called retail therapy.āĀ āOh my god, your dad is attractive.āĀ āArenāt I amazing?āĀ āYou better not be floorgying.āĀ āāFineā equals fightinā words.āĀ āDonāt mutiny, friend.āĀ āIf youāre an asshole and you know it clap your hands.āĀ āIām apparently dating them both even though theyāre not dating.āĀ āI thought you were dating me.āĀ ā[Name] and I are measuring all of our body parts for some reason.āĀ āMy big toe is apparently three inches around.āĀ āIs it bad that Iāve been wearing the same shirt for three days?āĀ āSo I went into her room and started screaming.āĀ āDo you have a chainsaw I can borrow?āĀ āOh my god, youāre such a cat lady.āĀ āI need a How to Stop Worrying 101.āĀ āIām terrible at being an adult.āĀ āI decided not to have feelings when I was 11.āĀ āI mean, technically itās illegal to send humans in the mail but we can work around that.āĀ āIām about to commit murder.āĀ āYouāre pretty awesome, too, I guess.āĀ āThere are no handcuff emojis. This is upsetting.āĀ āPlease stop me from strangling somebody.ā āI bet saving the vacuum was fun for her.āĀ āAnyone who visits the school & sees you will be so enchanted.āĀ āOkay, I did the adult thing and showered.āĀ āI should probably shave my legs soon.āĀ āSo, my dad is in jail.āĀ āBut how can I be alive if Iām not experiencing negative emotions?āĀ āIām basically a cat.āĀ āThe coffee has its grubby little hands in your life now.āĀ āItās unsolicited dick pics but from a cat.āĀ āI had a dream that your shirtless dad tried to kill me.ā āCome on, kitty, show me your goddamn penis.āĀ āI stabbed someone in the eye thirty minutes ago.āĀ āOf course it was your ability to use a range that led me to discover my true feelings for you.āĀ āYou deserve the book of shame right now.āĀ āI like being paid attention to.ā āI think weāre at the point in our relationship where I can take you to the bathroom with me when I have to pee.ā
Once I stop caring youāre not getting it back. Iāll be cold as ice, I promise.
You get what you deserve Apr 3, 2015 (via xxwoobin)
jimblz:
Jimin bit down his plump lower lip while he looked at the female before he let out a small sigh. He was really bad at saying no, even worse when it came to girls. Besides that she was kinda right, idols wear it too and if he wasnāt mistaken he has seen a few guys wearing eyeliner before and they really didnāt look all that bad. He would be helping her out after all and just nodded. ā Alright, Alright. Iāll let you put it on me butā if it looks bad you remove it again! ā
The brief moment she waited was filled with obvious batting of her lashes and her best attempt at doe-like eyes. Sheād never been good at cute looks though, on the other hand. But a positive response lifts her cheeks above a bright smile, her arms shooting up into the air in victory.Ā āYes! Ah, thank you, Jimin!ā Su continued, her arms falling to wrap around his shoulders in a loose, momentary hug.Ā āOkay, so just...close your eyes and stay still. I donāt do anything crazy, trust me.ā
Honestly, don't be afraid to just show up in my inbox at random
I may not be the kind of RPer that does all my drafts everyday, but I do often check my inbox/messages.
So if your muse misses mine, donāt be afraid to show up with a random text message or mini-para or sentence or question or whatever. I promise I wonāt get mad at you.
This also goes for anyone who wants to interact with my muse. Just throw something random in my inbox. Even if I donāt answer it for some reason, Iāll probably message you back.
"I am not wearing that."
ć ėź°ė! ć āOh come on,ā she started,Ā āitās not even that big of a deal. If you canāt wear some eyeliner, then whatās the point of living? I mean, okay. Maybe thatās dramatic. But seriously! Idols wear makeup all the time, and besides, I really need someone to test this on. Youāre really gonna make me take off my eye makeup just because you canāt let me make your eyes pop for a day?ā
I crave his touch that I have never felt; and I miss the softness of his hair, because Iām sure it is. I long to stare into his eyes, not a computer screen, and be able to reach out to let him hold me. And I wonder if heās shorter than I picture, or if his nose is slightly crooked and you can only tell up close; and does he smell like cologne or not, I wish I knew. And when he kisses, does he kiss gently or as though his life depends on it? Would I ever know? Would I ever know? I wonder if he wonders the same about me.
SIKE I'M PLAYIN HAHA UR JUS A NERD.
Hm. Anyway.
ur the cutest i
Thanks! My biggest fan, One Armed Jack.
( txt : jiNAH ) what do you even mean are you drunk WHAT DICK HUH
( SMS: ASSter ) IāM TIRED OF EVERYONE ASKING ME IF IāM DRUNK ( SMS: ASSter ) I DONāT DRINK THAT MUCH!!!! ( SMS: ASSter ) IāM DONE W THIS CONVO
prkrli
[ text ⤠jinah ]: do you even have a dick?
[ text ⤠jinah ]: how big?
[ text ⤠jinah ]: IāM JOKING.
[ text ⤠jinah ]: wait a secondā¦
[ text ⤠jinah ]: did you drink?
( sms: parker ) i do ( sms: parker ) I DIDNāT DRINK! itās the middle of the day...let a girl live ( sms: parker ) iām not even done work yet ( sms: parker ) iām leaving in like 20 minutes tho ammeeenn ( sms: parker ) letās hang out fam
( sms: Jiji) so glad you exist in my life ( sms: Jiji) IāM DROOLING ALREADYĀ ( sms: Jiji) bring me nuggets too, while youāre at itāĀ
( sms: hyunsik ) omg...wtf...how many nuggets ( sms: hyunsik ) HOW ARE YOU GOING TO EAT ALL OF THIS! ( sms: hyunsik ) i got you a 20pc :)
āgetting to know youā meme
TIME AND DATE:Ā 8:29PM / June 18th, 2015 LAST THING I GOOGLED:Ā easy hair treatments BIRTHDAY: September 14th SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Undecided HEIGHT: 171cm FAVORITE COLOR(S): White HOW MANY BLANKETS DO I SLEEP UNDER:Ā One WHAT IāM WEARING RIGHT NOW:Ā Shorts and a tank top LAST BOOK I READ:Ā Donāt recall FAVORITE BEVERAGE:Ā Water FAVORITE FOOD:Ā Sushi LAST MOVIE I WATCHED IN THEATRES:Ā San Andreas DREAM VACATION:Ā Caribbean'sĀ DREAM WEDDING:Ā Never thought about it DREAM PET:Ā Sugar glider DREAM JOB:Ā Own a makeup company. Check and done. AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP A NIGHT: 6-7 IF SOMEONE GAVE ME $1,000 RIGHT NOW I WOULD SPEND IT ON:Ā Friends.
kyvngris
The more time spent sitting around, the closer they got, and it was too late for Kyungri to explain anything lest they hear and reveal their positions. So she pulls the other girl to her side, shoving her beneath the safety of a thick bundle of foliage to conceal their whereabouts. She placed a finger on her lips, indicating for the other to follow her lead and keep the silence, then taking the same finger she pointed out to the empty lot beside them, now filling with silhouetted figures slinking into place. Just as they sauntered towards the light, their shadows loomed over the alleyway, magnifying their presence as if they were making their way right towards the two. Then, once fully submerged into the small spot of illuminations, their tails could be seen wagging as they sniffed about.Ā āThese pack of wild dogs come around this time every day. Arenāt they cute?ā
As easily scared as Jinah gets simply looking at an unsettling picture, itās no surprise that she caught herself in panic mode being tossed into dense bushes and nearly stumbling over the thick root of a tree. Her lips pursed with the slim digit held firmly against them, mostly in a mean of trying to somehow push Kyungriās finger away with such a subtle action, though it proved to be useless when that exact finger pulled away a moment after anyway. A concerned gaze followed the guiding hand, rustling of foliage across the way forcing anticipation to increase the beat of her heart. But again, what a waste of energy. Floppy ears and unkempt coats of fur popped out, all coming into view in one big pack. Jinahās eyes widened, the tiniest gasp of joy escaping her mouth.Ā āOh my god...thereās so many of them. Look at the puppies...how long have you been seeing them here?ā She shifted around as she spoke, adjusting herself to lean in closer to get a better view.Ā āAh...that one looks a little hurt, donāt you think? Itās walking with a limp.ā
ssikimā
( sms: Jiji ) Are you an angel ? oh my god ( sms: Jiji ) Bring me the largest burger you can find. Large coke.Ā
( sms: hyunsik ) THE BEST ANGEL, OFC. :ā) ( sms: hyunsik ) I donāt know what the biggest burger is from McDonaldās??? I only get the nuggets. ( sms: hyunsik ) Iāll get you like 6 double cheeseburgers...then you can stack them all up.
[BREAKING!] IU, the nationās little sister herself, passed out during a late night shoot for the break-out drama ProducerĀ 24 hours ago. It seems like the 22 year-old has been experiencing extreme fatigue and lack of sleep lately, due to shootingĀ and preparing for a comeback (look forward to her new album!) at the same time. She had been hospitalized immediately after passing out, so letās send our warmest wishes to IU, and hope for a speedy recovery. Send your fanmails here.
1. [+3,036, -16] Have a quick recovery, IU-unni!!!Ā ć ć
2. [+827, -154] Is she preparing for a comeback???!!!
3. [+305, -26] IU!!! REST SOON!!!
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