Jun 2, 2015
Gin is a manly drink.
It's true. It's clear, so you know it's not hiding anything. It has a flavor, as all manly drinks should. The juniper berries give it a sharp spike to the throat, and the nose. Men aren't gentle with our hobbies. We can be precise, but gentleness is reserved for kids and lovers. Thus, I want my drink to be as harsh and unapologetic as I am. Particularly when I'm in manspace with my fishing rod and a pack of smokes.