#pro-masculine

[darwinprime]

Man Laws

Article 1:  With regard to emotions.

Section 1: Emotions are stupid and should be hated.

Subsection 1: Friendship, love, and hatred are states, not emotions..

Section 2: Rage is easy, but is an emotion, and is thus stupid.

Subsection 1: If experiencing rage, perform carpentry or video games. Expression of rage as violence is stupid and should be hated.

Section 3: Lust is for children. Boys who have not learned to master their emotions may experience it, but adult men don’t have to have sexual intercourse like a rabbit on stimulants.

Subsection 1: If experiencing sexual attraction, it is permissable to pursue the object of your attraction. If the object of your attraction rebuffs pursuit, refocus that attraction in another direction. Continued pursuit is fruitless.

Subsection 4: All man decisions made from an emotional standpoint are inferior to ones derived from logic and cost/benefit analysis.

[darwinprime]

Gin is a manly drink.

It's true. It's clear, so you know it's not hiding anything. It has a flavor, as all manly drinks should. The juniper berries give it a sharp spike to the throat, and the nose. Men aren't gentle with our hobbies. We can be precise, but gentleness is reserved for kids and lovers. Thus, I want my drink to be as harsh and unapologetic as I am. Particularly when I'm in manspace with my fishing rod and a pack of smokes.

[darwinprime]

Best Thing about Being a Man

Fishing. You never need an excuse to go fishing. Governments have made hunting require a permission slip, and only permissable during certain times of the year, but fishing, while it also requires a permission slip, can be done all year long at all hours.

It’s a manly activity that allows you to be alone with your man thoughts. It’s a ‘safe space’ for men.

[darwinprime]

Rejoice!

It’s okay to be a man. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be masculine. Go build that birdhouse, mow the lawn, eat a giant meat-laden sandwich, drink beer in the pub with the lads, kill monsters and rescue pretty ladies from dark, forbidding castles..

If you like those things, if you’re a hairy, belching, action-movie watching guy, this post is to salute you.

[darwinprime]

I like cheese. I like being a man. Give me cheese in a can!