9 Cop-A-Feels Techniques in Pro-Wrestling
1. The “I’m so weakened that I will climb over your mountainous belly strategy” (model: Vicious Van Valley)
2. The “I will manly tap his furry belly while my face is directly facing his crotch technique” (model: Sha Samuels)
3. The “I will slide my hands from the top of your sweaty chest down to your belly, but damn can I go further down slimy technique” (model: Julian Marcs)
4. The “Hey Ref, yeah, go touch my belly, I don’t care. And why not, let’s strike a flexing pose to the ladies” (model: Beau Crockett)
5. The “I will pretend to push you away, you angry monster you, as I lay my head on your heaving sweaty pecs” (model: Vicious Van Valley)
6. The “Cop-A-Feel Orgy: let’s all get the feels” (model: Harley Race)
7a. The “I’ll put my scrawny arm to prevent a 300 lbs. monster from leaving the corner ring” (model: Russ Jones)
7b. The “I’ll use my imaginary football skills to push you back with my shoulders technique” (model: Russ Jones)
8. The “Oops, I missed the other dude, so my left arm conveniently lands on your crotch. Sorry bro advanced strategy” (model: NY Wrecking Crew [forgot actual name])
9. The “Surprise backend attack and squeeze armpits and chest, while performing a semi-chokehold” (model: Wolfgang [the guy who modeled as Miley Cyrus])
