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Jason Todd to forever half mast… the brain worms…

me, pulling up to the wendy's drive thru window: yeah can I get uhhhhh demon in my guts

tired wendy's employee who's sick of my shit: ma'am please

me, hanging out the car window, lips to the speaker: I said can I get a demon in my guts

donna doesn’t have her own place she just... lives with other people

@domigerium

❝After this mission whaddaya say we grab ice cream? I know they say not to think with your stomach but hot fudge may as well be the exception.❞

which do they use most in England? dick cock or sausage.? asking for a friend

Sausage. In honour of you ;)

(I actually always thought you were from the UK. I need to stop presuming everyone lives here hahaha)

I need a satisfying snack to encourage me to study

I hate this bitch so hard and that pretty much summarizes this chapter of life so bye.

Something happened between being 14 and 15.

I changed drastically.

#probably dick