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lil character concept sketch yummyyy

Pineapple!

pineapple: sexual orientation?

VAGUE QUEER HAND GESTURE MOSTLY GIRLS

Men: hey you are cute

Me: you are a terrible liar and I don't trust your intentions.

Women: you are cute

Me: Well, it is not true but thank you for trying I know your heart is the best place as you said this, it really means a lot to me.

all alone in this sexuality thing

I don't think I would ever date a girl but I would definitely make out with one like ????

I'm not lesbian, but I love me some ass. Like shake your ass all in this vicinity

Ten things I would have preferred happen than what actually happened last night:

Falling into a lake of boiling lava

Finding my middle school pictures

Have a bus hit me than back up and run over me again

Walking down a hallway with a floor made of legos

Standing outside, in Alaska, in my birthday suit

Setting myself on fire

Rolling through a cactus field

Wrestling with a grisly bear

Stepping on a rusty nail

The cruciatus curse

Any and all of these things would have been infinitely times less painful than what happened last night ughhhh

#probably lesbian