#probably typos somewhere

[mister-hotstopheles]

@kiellessa suggested I draw my persona drunk. Well here you go. Sorry it's so sloppy. I’m drunk and this was the best I cared to do haha. 

[asfornow]

Alright. So you are stranded on a deserted island with the eleventh doctor, barney stinson and dean winchester. You have no access to any hunting gear or sonic screwdrivers or the tardis. What's your plan to get off the island?

oh god I'm reading a deserted island book rn. Wait, does Barney have his suits?

If the Doctor and Dean are there, there are bound to be aliens/monsters. So, we must get salt from the ocean water and create a ring of it to protect our camp. It really depends on the aliens on how we'll go about countering them. Barney would undoubtedly have a guy who owns a boat and operates a helicopter. Barney wouldn't get signal on his cellphone though :/ Dean will think rationally and do the basic island survival things like shelter, fire, and all that stuff. I help Dean out, and we become pals B) WAIT IN THIS SITUATION IS CAS STILL AROUND BECAUSE WE CAN CALL HIM AND HE CAN POOF US OUT OF THERE AND MAKEOUT WITH DEAN. If not, Sam's probably working on a way to find Dean and might ask a demon for help if he gets desperate :x Dean's plan is make a fire and wait it out.

The Doctor doesn't see this as the best method, and instead goes about trying to befriend the aliens on the island. Once they're friends, he asks if they can transport us back home or contact someone. If the aliens are his sworn enemies like the Daleks or something, we'd have to build a really tough camp to keep them out. Dean would get violent with them. The Doctor plans our escape while Barney and I freak out. The Doctor just wants us to keep running and has faith that Amy and Rory will be able to find him. After all, they always come back to each other.

Barney doesn't really come to terms that we're stranded with no help until much later. He freaks out, but eventually Dean talks sense into him. Then Barney is able to help us out and even joins Dean in fighting the demons and aliens. He'll exclaim, "This is almost as fun as laser tag!" Barney has no real plan of escape. Actually, he thinks of building a raft because he watched some weird movie. Dean and the Doctor think the idea is quite silly though.

In a Cas-less situation, my best bet that Amy and Rory find us first and save us. If not, Barney's raft helps us get away from the island of demons and aliens, but something is waiting for us in the water. Around that time though Sam would have saw us because he got a good idea where at sea we were.

I'd be friends with Dean, at odds with Barney until maybe the end, and best friends with Eleven just fyi