Mar 26, 2025
fuck it *ungasses ur station*
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fuck it *ungasses ur station*
pissing all by yourself, handsome?
aha dont kill urself ur too sexy.... i can help ;)
lemme know if you need a new identity. i've got a guy.
Honest answers only, if Spencer wasn't an active threat to Jacks life, would you hit that?
yeah, id hit him with the military discount, which is what i call my fists
ooc but dude/op running this blog i just need you to know i love this so much to brings me so much joy, like YEAH jerry IS saying this shit my fav freak of a man
hey!! you can call me notjerry. he is indeed my favorite little funky guy.
im glad we can all enjoy jerry together!
An old coworker of mine used to always say "hydrate or die straight" and as a straight person I immediately started drinking more water.
you heard it here forst, folks. hydrate or die straight. yeeeeeeeeeeeeHAWW (proud of u bud)
I have two head cannons about Sabine:
1. Whenever Jack dreams of family moments the wife is always Sabine using that moment to live in the life that could never be
2. Jack is stupid lucky cause Sabine is pulling triple shifts as his guardian angel.(I like to imagine her watching Jack with the face of a overworked parent watching their kid toddle to the outlet with a fork) there is no other feasible way Jack couldve lasted this long without constant divine intervention
the moral of the story here is: date an angel.
sabine is a BaddieTM and I wanna read more au's where sabine is part of the group.