Apr 17
Q. Guzzy, Why don't you try hooking up with a nice guy for once instead of your usual selection of toxic dirt bags?
A. Because the first time Mr. Nice Guy brought me a flower or just called to say 'Have a Great Day, Boo', I would promptly eat his head and leave the rest of his body on display as a warning to the others.
And..if I get accepted into a Doctoral program, I figure my dissertation material is already banked with test subjects that will make me Dr. Guzzy in a hot minute.
Checks Out. Thanks For Asking!
