#problem children au

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"It's kind of amazing, actually." Izuku pointed out as he and Iida-kun made their way towards the school. "I mean, busting the CRC hideout all the way there while they're... um... allegedly working mostly in Mustafa is nothing to scoff at! Most Heroes don't have that kind of range!"

"Be that as it may, Vigilantism on that scale is an exceptionally foolish idea!" Iida-kun cried out, doing his usual thing with the arms. "Traveling all over the country like this is HIGHLY likely to affect one's sleep schedule, as well as any purely theoretical schoolwork that group might have if we're operating under the assumption that their age might be close to ours!" Kind of a mouthful, Iida-kun... Cutting it close, too-

The sewer cover directly next to them suddenly rang out with a loud clang, actually lifting slightly into the air. "Hi, Uraraka-san!"

"Hi, Deku-kun, Iida-kun!" Her cheerful voice sounded off from the opening, not quite managing to drown out the sound of a pained groan and a body falling into the water. "Sorry for not walking with you today, but I still have some stuff to take care of in the morning!"

Iida-kun frowned. "I can only hope you're not doing such work in your uniform."

"Got it stashed and ready for change, no worries!" Her voice got more distant, soon joined by some faint screaming.

"In that case, I only wish you don't arrive late! An UA student should always arrive early-" He cut himself off, eyes looking at a group giving them... very, very familiar kind of looks. "...In part to account for any eventualities that may arise during transit. If you'll excuse me, Midoriya-kun."

"Oh, yeah, no, go ahead." He waved it off, already looking for a place that would give him the best opening to help if things got hairy. "No Quirk, like always?"

"Of course!" He looked downright offended at the suggestion. "That would be Vigilantism!" He started speed-walking towards the group. "Now, excuse me while I talk to this gentleman, hopefully without having to resort to very appropriate self-defense measures!"

"Whatever you say, Iida-kun." He sighed, just... watching him go there in full lecture mode. "Wonder how long it's going to take..."

"I'll give it half a minute, *ribbit*." Tsuyu-san mused. "Iida-kun is in rare form today."

"Yeah, he really is-" Izuku stopped, blinking. "Wait, Tsuyu-san? When did you-" He turned his head to see... nothing at all. "Um, Tsuyu-san?" He looked around some more, but he only found empty air. Well, empty air and a note on the ground- "Hey, wait, is that an autograph?!" He bent down to pick it up, faintly registering the distinct rush of air that came from a body just barely missing his back.

Average day, really.

[rip-a-dip-dip-you-potato-chip]

"Napping Responsibly" by Macaque

-

"When in hell did I become the responsible one?"

Was a constant question on Macaques mind as of late.

since Lady bone demons defeat Macaque has noticed that mate(Wukong, yes they resolved their issues) and all four of the kids have atrocious sleep habits.

It's almost become a game to see which one of them can fall asleep in the more inappropriate place.

And Macaque has had enough

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" He yelled, tossing his hands above his head in utter rage. Before him were the startled awake forms of Wukong and (y/n), the former of which was napping on the kitchen counter.

"Macaque what's with the yelling! it's too early!"

"it's five in the afternoon!"

stealing a look from each other (y/n) and the Monkey King got up from their resting places.

"so, what can't you take anymore?" (y/n) asked innocently

"THIS! you guys falling asleep in the most random-ass places! from the floor to the fucking cabinets!"

"We can't help it mango"

"yes, yes you fucking can! It's a little something called a sleep schedule!"

Wukong raised an eye drow.

"since when did you care about a healthy lifestyle mister lets-take-out-years-of-anger-out-on-an-unsuspecting-kid"

"ya pops, what's up with that? Last I checked you didn't care about stuff like that? especially when we were on our journey to the west 2.0"

the seemingly only responsible individual in the room, eye twitched in frustration.

"That was weeks ago, I didn't really care because we were trying to stop the apocalypse!"

-

in the end, Macaque made sleeping schedules for everyone. And when questioned why he made such things, all the response he gave was a cold dead tired stare that showed just how done he was everyone's bullshit

[deusvervewrites]

Wise monkeys x Problem Children: I wonder how long it'll take before every member of 1-A gets their own personal Midoriya to try and drag them away from trouble. And in the event they still get into something, Midoriya obviously haven't heard anything, haven't seen anything, and he certainly won't say anything.

Efficient

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Problem Children: I like to imagine Aizawa's first warning sign about the class is a very mundane fact that literally everyone had absolutely fantastic scores at the QAT, complete with VERY creative Quirk applications.

Extremely worrying QAT results would soon be the least of his concerns.

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Problem Children X Runaways: One of the very few things Aizawa is allowed to enjoy is assigning a member of 1-A to "Babysit" Midoriya and Eri, with strict orders to make sure they stay at UA. Midoriya may be a well behaved kid (with the brain of a teenager) but Eri soon manages to out Problem Child half the class, and everyone is going grey trying to keep her contained.

Aizawa, nodding sagely: "The problem children's problem child."

[deusvervewrites]

Dread Lord AU x Problem Children AU: Despite the chaos they bring, Midoriya would never trap Class 1-A in the Möbius Strip Room to teach them a lesson. Midoriya’s castle itself on the other hand…

Fuck around a find out

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Wise Monkeys X Problem Children: Izuku decided to take out all of his problematic urges using the him in Power Loader’s class and is now almost as explosion-prone as Mei. Aizawa and Power Loader have a weekly “go to the bar and get absolutely hammered” tradition now.

Well then

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Discordance x Problem children: in that cross, Midoriya's job as an avatar of chaos boils down to being a front row seat for it to witness the shenanigans.

Yeah pretty much.

Least problematic member of the class.