I'm here when I'm supposed to be studying for my insanely important, deciding my whole life important exams cause I have... opinions. Loki was amazing but let's talk about time keepers. Mainly that they're shit storytellers.
I mean all of Avangers fucking with at least three different timelines is a ok and "supposed to happen" but when because of it Loki had a tesserect like RIGHT THERE NEXT TO HIS FOOT and used it it's somehow not according to the Plot™. What was he supposed to do? Just stand there and stare and not use the one chance he has to get out of the situation? Do they even freaking consulted his character sheet when they wrote their almighty Plot™? I'd question it if he wouldn't have used the opportunity. Character consistency is key to enjoyable stories, jerks. I get away with it, you have scary friends blasting people out of existance when they stray from the Plot™.
I also have a bone to pick about my last exam. Where can I submit my complaint?