I thought it's of utmost importance to share with y'all this one thing that never bothered me but it drives everyone else insane and now I felt that pain (literally). Warning: icky female anatomy (not really but whatevs).
Let's talk bras. I didn't love bras, had like 3 but would wear them constantly pre-pandemic. Fine, never really understood the hate they got since it was neither comfortable nor uncomfortable for me, it was just there. Corona comes into town and pandemic and like hell am I gonna take off this shirt I slept with to put on a bra only to never turn on the video. So I didn't.
Now Corona is letting up and I had to go to school for two weeks (fun story, not the point) and some other places after so I just used a sports bra if I remembered and had time to actually dress up (I went to a store in my pjs, no one has time after pandemic to actually dress up for a 40min run to a store). But today I had to cause I had to go get chipped by the government and didn't find my sports bra and it was just-lie-down-and-let-the-sun-make-a-tasty-steak-out-of-you hot so white basically transparent shirt (yay women's clothes) and had to put on a bra so I put on one with a wire. You're still following?
Right. That shit hurts. Like no joke I thought it was trying to gouge out my heart but like didn't get the angle correct. It can't be healthy. Who needs enemies when you have a bra with a wire.
Anyway, forgive me, everyone, for not seeing why everyone hates bras. I now understand my mistake and the bra will be going into the biggest, for-everything box on top of a shelf that I can barely reach and take down for a time-out until I can't find my beloved sports bra again.
