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@prodituum called for the prince

       “ DEE, have you any plans for the rest of the week? ”     He knew  ( almost for certain ) that she did not, a particular perk that close confinement afforded him, which was why he was already throwing her things into the trunk at the foot of her bed she used for travelling.      “ Get out here, I need to borrow your charming personality and people skills. ”

[caediteosa]

( text ) : if i open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.

Some Meme | Not Accepting | @prodituum

[ text ; do 💋 ] : considering you’re texting me, which you need to have your eyes open for, i’d say it’s really not that bad and you’re just exaggerating.[ text ; do 💋 ] : i, on the other hand, can’t really move without nearly puking my guts up. [ text ; do 💋 ] : i’d say we had one hell of an evening.

[caediteosa]

2 (& honestly could go for any category but four and five are neat tho)

NSFW Meme | Not Accepting | @prodituum​

2. ‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex

              It wasn’t often that a man bothered either of them for longer than was necessary for Bella to make him wish he wasn’t born, but this particular creep didn’t seem the concept of ‘no’. No amount of “leave us alone” or “we’re not interested” or “I will chop your dick off and feed it to you” seemed to work, and he kept insisting he could “give them a good time, if they went home with him” and how “he’d never been with two girls at the same time”.

             Eventually, exasperated but not willing to start a fight in the middle of the club and risking getting kicked out, Bella did the next best thing she could think of. She loudly proclaimed to be a lesbian, and proceeded to kiss Dominique right on the lips, complete with grasping hands and gasps.

             It had gotten the message across, but left Bella confused. It was nice, kissing Dominique, a bit too nice to think nothing about.

             It was, in fact, so nice, that she kissed her friend again. And again.

                           And again.

             Some plans were made ( they’d crash at Dominique’s, after seeing if they could pick up something to eat, somewhere ), but the latter never happened. Instead, they'd gone straight to the apartment, stumbled right in, and their hands were on each other before the door had even fully closed.

             It was safe to say that Bella wasn’t so sure she’d been pretending, before.

[caediteosa]

[ TEXT ] i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering “why” in various inflections.

Texts from last night | always accepting | @prodituum

[ text ; do 💋 ] : you’d be asking why too if you found out you, in your drunk state, had ended up snogging your hot history professor[ text ; do 💋 ] : WHY WAS HE EVEN THERE[ text ; do 💋 ] : LIKE. I GET HE’S NOT THAT OLD BUT STILL???[ text delayed; do 💋 ] : goddamn though, he was great.

[caediteosa]

[ TEXT ] that’s what I’m here for. I’m literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.

Texts from last night | always accepting | @prodituum

[ text ; do 💋 ] : don’t forget the hard liquor !![ text ; do 💋 ] : questionable advice mixed with motivational sentences and vodka.[ text ; do 💋 ] : a great joy at parties.

[sacrifiicium]

@prodituum

“The weirdest thing happened today.” Lily finally spoke, agile fingers dividing her best friend’s hair into three different sections. “I spoke to James Potter and he didn’t sound like an arrogant prick. In fact, he sounded rather nice, mature even. Can you believe this?”

[caediteosa]

prodituum replied to your post: -bangs fists on table- MORE. DEATH EATERS.

someone should give me reasons to use my death eater verse more often because yES

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✉️❤️✂️♋️☢

send ✉ for a un fucking sent text

[ text ;; deedee ] i love you. dork.

send ❤ for an i fucking love you text

[ text ;; deedee ] babe whats up

[ text ;; deedee ] its been ten minutes ffs whats going on

[ text ;; deedee ] ARE YOU ALRIGHT 

[ text ;; deedee ] GODDAMN SAY SOMETHING

send ✂ for a fucking lying text

[ text ;; deedee ] yeah like i care

send ☢ for a fucking drunken text

[ text ;; deedee ] wTF AM I SPPOSED TO DO WITH IT ITS BURNIN

[ text ;; deedee ] no i cant not eat babe wtf im hungery