#professional authors

[aaianus]

Audrey: *goes to grab a book to look at how chapters are formatted*

Ally: Terry Pratchett doesn’t do chapters.

Audrey: *&%(^ Neil Gaiman! He’s more normal.*grabs book*

Ally: That’s a short story compilation.

Audrey: *more swearing* *grabs another book*

Ally: That’s non fiction.

Audrey: What the *bleep* is it doing in the fiction section?

Ally: Just grab Artemis Fowl

Audrey: But it’s too far!!!!