#professionlol

[iwantyourlahv]

Guys, Austin is so damn charming.

[makeupfeelings]

My partner and I got into an argument about my nail polish collection: he thinks I have too many colors, which, maybe, and that I should stop buying new nail polish, which, no. 

Him: You should use up the ones you have!

Me: I do! I can only use so much of one color at a time though

Him: Well you have ten nails!

So obviously I then painted each nail on my fingers a different color. How did this turn out? HILARIOUSLY!

I didn't really pay any attention to what went on each nail, so they don't match at all. Super professional looking for a Monday, obviously. Also they have now started flaking off at their own rates - sparkles first, then the shitty one dollar stuff, then Zoya, and now only my thumbs are left. I thought, briefly, about making this a thing - I would repaint each nail as it flaked off with a new color and it would be an ongoing ever-changing project, but it just looked TOO DUMB, and also I am human working woman, in an office. Professionlol, as Steph says.

Also, did you know you can buy not terrible Sephora lipsticks for $5???