#professor walnut

[thedevilsruby]

*Spark and Blanche coming home from a date, they see Candela on the couch, watching TV and eating*

Blanche: Hello, Candela who does not live here...

Candela: Hi!

Spark: We gave you a key to our apartment for emergencies only.

Candela: I was out of doritos!

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@professor-walnut and I have been gushing about these three all morning and this popped into my head lmao. We both agree that Candela would so use their place as her second home lmao.

[thedevilsruby]

As I'm minutes away from 2022, I wanted to make a shoutout post to the friends I never expected to make.

@whatsupwithjinx, you were the first real friend that enjoyed my writing and believed in me, even wanting to get to know me as a person after you read my fics. Thank you for standing by me, I love you so much, girl! ❤

@starcountesseevee You commented on my fic, asking me how to post your own stories on this hellsite. I happily answered and messaged you, telling you if you ever needed anything to shoot me a DM. We've been friends ever since and I'm so happy for it! I love you so much, it hurts! ❤

@lucifierysstuff You and I shared one thing in common, and that was out love for Arlo! But a friendship blossomed from that, and we started talking! I'm so happy I met you, I love you to the moon and back! ❤

@professor-walnut I remember discovering your blog, and getting so excited I discovered another person who not only was on Team Valor, but loved PG as much as I did! Our friendship is amazing, I love you to stars and above! ❤

@katchihe I know we haven't talked for a long while, but you and I have a connection I wouldn't trade for anything! I love your art and stories, not to mention, Corsen too! You have an amazing talent and I'm so proud of you! I hope we can talk more, you're wonderful! I love you to infinity and beyond! ❤

And to you, whoever is reading this, I hope you know you're doing amazing and I'm so proud of you! I hope 2022 treats you well!

[thedevilsruby]

Bachelor Blues (Spanche NSFW)

It was NOT supposed to go like this... Spark was holding Blanche as they trembled and cried, shushing them gently and stroking their long silver hair. There was a mix up with their bachelor parties. The stripper had gone to Blanche's elegant, calm party. Blanche was enjoying talking to their trainers and some employees they knew through Willow.

Then it happened. Blanche ad the others jumped as the speakers went from Beethoven, their favorite composer, to some loud pop song and their ocean green cake splattered as a man jumped out in a yellow speedo swimsuit. To say Blanche and their guests were horrified was an understatement. After Candela apologized profusely, Blanche sat still in Spark's lap silently. And here they were, on Spark's couch. "I...I'm sorry!" They suddenly sobbed out, hugging Spark tightly and sobbing into his chest. "What? Babe, what are you sorry for?" Spark asked, gently prying them off so he could wipe their cheeks. "I...I cheated on you!!" They sobbed harder, burying their face into Spark's chest. "I didn't mean to! I'm so so sorry! Please don't call the wedding off!" They begged. Spark was very confused. He was there with Candela the entire time as the stripper was apologizing and being super embarrassed. Blanche was being calmed by their trainers. They had no sexual contact at all.

"What...are you talking about?" He asked. "I...I saw his...his thing!" They cried, clearly too embarrassed to use the real word.

Spark froze. That was it? That's what they considered cheating? Oh Blanche...

Spark say them up so they faced each other. He cupped their cheeks with both hands and leaned their foreheads together. "Baby...that wasn't cheating." He said simply. "Yes it was!" Blanche hiccupped. "I looked at another man! I cheated on you!" They insisted.

"Did you have sex?" Spark asked, eyebrow raised. Blanche sniffled, looking up at him confusedly. "O-Of course not!" They snapped. "Did you suck him off?" Spark asked. "No!" Blanche yelled, wondering what he was getting at.

"Did he touch you down there?" He asked, temper flaring at even the thought of someone else touching Blanche like that.

"No! I would never let him!" Blanche replied.

"You didn't cheat then. It's only cheating if you have sex or you decide to date both of us at the same time." Spark assured them, giving them a kiss to the forehead.

Blanche sniffled. "But I..." Spark held a hand up. "You didn't cheat. You still love me, nothing's called off. It was a major embarrassing freak accident."

Blanche was flooded with relief that Spark wasn't angry but still felt guilty. "I never want to look at another man the way I look at you." They promised, putting a palm to his cheek. "You're the only one I want."

Spark smiled and kissed their palm, leaning into their gentle touch. "That's why you're marrying me tomorrow, isn't it?"

Stars above, they were so lucky.

Blanche pulled the blond into a passionate kiss, wrapping their arms around his neck. Spark happily reciprocated, burying his fingers in their lovely silver locks.

Blanche pulled him on top of them, kissing him more hungrily. Spark broke the kiss off temporarily. "Aren't we supposed to wait to do this after the wedding?" He asked amusedly.

"We've had intercourse hundreds of times, why is this any different?" Blanche asked, brushing their fingertips against his cheek. "Besides, I did look at another man, I feel guilty..."

"It was on accident, but regardless..." Spark replied, smirking as he grabbed their blue shirt and stripped it off them. The water trainer moaned as he sucked and licked at their nipples.

"Oh Spark..." They mewled, grabbing his yellow hoodie and pulling it over his head, and tossing it aside. They kissed and nipped at his neck, earning a sigh of pleasure.

"Babe..." He whispered, pulling at their formal blue pants and underwear. He smirked and rubbed their core. "You're already damp and I didn't even have to do much..."

"You're just that good." Blanche whimpered while bucking into his fingers, desperate for more more contact.

Spark decided to do better. He leaned his head down and licked them, making Blanche gasp and buck their hips, gripping his hair. "Spark! Oh Spark, yes! Like that!" They threw their head back, eyes rolled up.

Spark smirked, giving their entrance one more lick. "Mine." He snarled.

"Gladly." Blanche panted, locking their green eyes with his blue.

Spark pulled up, giving them another hard kiss as they pumped his member with their hand. He groaned at the contact of their soft skin.

"Spark..." Blanche bit their lip, pulling him on top of them yet again.

Spark didn't need another word. He positioned himself at their entrance and slid in.

Blanche gripped the couch and dug their nails in, not wanting to scratch Spark. "Oh my stars!" They breathed.

"You act like this is the first time we've had 'intercourse'." He parroted their word from earlier, smirking.

"Shut up and take me!" Blanche ordered, savoring the moan they got as they licked a sensitive spot on his neck. He started to thrust hard and fast.

"Babe, I love you so much. I can't wait to spend the rest of our lives together." Spark eyed the half citrine, half sapphire heart ring on their ring finger. It looked so perfect on them.

"I love you too." Blanche whimpers as they buck their hips to meet his. "I meant it earlier, I only want you and only you."

Spark's heart did flips. Hear them say things like that drove him to go harder and faster, letting out feral snarls.

"Babe, I'm close." Spark warns them, kissing their cheek.

"I am too." Blanche grips his hand in theirs. "Together as always?"

Spark can only scream Blanche's name as he climaxes, then following after.

Blanche pants as the blond collapses next to them, pulling them into his arms and holding them tightly.

"I'll never get tired of that." Blanche says, stroking a fingertip on his muscular chest.

"Honey..." Spark smirks, tilting their chin so he can lock their eyes once again, a mischievous glint in his.

"You should see what I have planned for our honeymoon."

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@professor-walnut came up with this idea that Candela would plan their bachelor partied the day before the wedding and the stripper would end up at Blanche's. I got an idea to write it out and it became this!

I hope you all enjoyed!

[thedevilsruby]

Ruby: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Countess: What if it bites me and it dies!? KD: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Countess, learn to listen. Eve: What if it bites itself and I die? Luci: That’s voodoo. Jinx: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Countess: That’s correlation, not causation. Eve: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Luci: That’s kinky. Ruby: Oh my God.

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@starcountesseevee @whatsupwithjinx @professor-walnut @lucifierysstuff and KD, this one made me smile lmao love you guys!

[thedevilsruby]

@professor-walnut

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[thedevilsruby]

I just wanted to come and say I appreciate you a lot and think you are really cool!!! I do not interact much because I am very shy and often very busy, but you always make me feel super included and valued in this fandom. You make me want to keep creating! I always love seeing the diverse array of things you post on your blog and every piece of new writing makes me smile! Your small gestures of affection to even those who are like shadows in the background reminds me sometimes that there are wonderful people in the world even when things seem bleak. So thank you, for being you, and for being a warm fire in a cold place. <3

OMG BABYYYYY!

I totally get that! Just know you can message me anytime you need to talk or wanna share anything! Nothing is taboo, we can talk about anything and I'll be sure to keep it between us!

This applies to anyone who wants to talk to me as well! I love you guys so much!