#professorcabbage

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Only just now realized Belle changed her tumblr name.

For some reason, a bro named Oliver who stole her picture was following me. And I was excited because I always dance about followers. So I went to follow him back, because Oliver must be a cool dude. But no, olivebutter is not the same as oliverbutter. 

and I'm so sorry, lovely. I didn't mean to. 

But really, who goes from professorcabbage to olivebutter in like 60 seconds?

you do. yes, you do.

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Bloomers.

Or get the fuck out.

Is what I think every time I watch a Miyazaki film.

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GUYS

Belle and I bought FISH. Their names are Iggy, Gizmo, and Dot. THEY'RE OUR FISH BABIES.