#profound questions

[davey-dammit]

Is you like them titties?

Your mammaries have no power here.

[girlswannahavefuntoo]

What's more important... size or shape?

[skullstarinc]

Is true hell watching events happen that you can't possibly change?

[forlornphilosophy-blog]

Why are we? How is anything?

Forlornphilosophy 1/3/2016

[unephilosykos]

no, your english is really good!! especially since you were never properly taught it, thats amazing! english is my native language and i make way worse mistakes than that like 20 times a day lmao

aaah thank you ;; no but i make mistakes too often for my liking ~ and you have no idea how much i rely on os’ check spelling/autocorrect ;; if i were to write a letter in english by hand it’d be a disaster uhuhuuu

[auripigmentum]

Day 4: My blood mostly consists of iced tea in various flavours now. I have the suspicion that I will now smell fruity when I bleed. Does this improve my chances of attracting a Vampire? Will put my hypothesis to the test tonight.

[nutella-icecream]

If your URL has "5ever" in it, does that mean you can never change it?

[kylo-ren-jepsen]

How come when the injured players are watching the game from upstairs they always eat popcorn? No one is ever in the mood for nachos or a pretzel?