Discover Top Posts Tagged with #program listings

Popular Recent

So.im realizing my main thoughts for Host is just, he would only have his own program if he's allowed to do whatever the fuck he wanted with no consistency, right. Dark signs off on it thinking, oh, it's not gonna get many views, he'll get what he wants for a bit then he'll never have to worry about it again, whatever, but Host starts out with an episode yhats like "I'm gonna rate all the conspiracy theories about everyone here at Markiplier TV by how funny I think they are. I will not be confirming or denying anything anyone has done." And the fans go fucmig wild skcmsmcmsm

That is absolutely incredible omg

#is this who i think it is #if not #@bestie come read thie glrjskdnfkdnfhenwn #markiplier egos #markipliertv #markiplier tv #the ipliers #program listings #staff members #markiplier host #the host markiplier #markiplier the host #hostiplier #darkiplier

I made this joke literal years ago, but it deserves to be here because it's making me crack up again:

The MarkiplierTV team holds a telethon of sorts(or just a Twitch fundraiser, if the day comes where they do Internet streaming stuff to promote). One of the perks is, for a certain donation minimum, Dark has to read whatever the donator wrote out-loud onscreen, and like with every other donation you can see a little more faith in humankind leave their eyes gkdbsksndkrldjfksnsbfgk

#markipliertv #markiplier tv #markiplier egos #the ipliers #staff members #program listings #i guess?#it's not an outsider collaboration #darkiplier

So awhile back your dark mentioned a potential "ask Abby" thing with Host, and how it was scrapped cause the fear of his narrations actually Causing things

Well

Two am slot, Host made a deal with the Jim's for them to sneak it in. They tell everyone in the egos it's just infomercials they managed to snag to fill the time, but no, it's Host.

They're only found out when people begin to post compilations of Host being batshit insane during those nights. Shit like "Host being a Sassy Bitch for ten minutes straight" and "every time host 'stared' at the camera complied into one long stare" start popping up in Markiplier TV channels and they're all like WHEN IN YHE GOD DAMN DID WE GET HOST IN FOR FILMING ???

Jokes on them, it's all filmed in his library in long sessions of multiple hours split into episodes. You can tell which episodes are from the later end of the night because hes visibly slouching down, exhausted, and cursing a lot more than he does at the beginning of a session.

Oh my God?????

OP how does it feel to have the wrinkliest brain in the fandom

#markipliertv #markiplier tv #markiplier egos #the ipliers #staff members #program listings #markiplier host #the host markiplier #markiplier the host #hostiplier #the jims #jim twins

Host having a show entirely just on book reviews. A la youtuber book review things, people recommend horrible books and he just tears them into shreds for the fuck of it. They give him horrible things, and just watch the light die from his soul, he's a shell of a man after being forced to read YouTuber Book Seven Hundred, let him rest ajcnmamck

(its also something he can work on while recovering from surgery wink wink, and theres one episode that's filmed from his bed with him just losing his mind, someone has to ve like "Host, please, you're gonna work yourself up too much-" "IF YOU PUBLISH A BOOK YOU CANT BE DOING SHUT LIKE THIS ANS THEY *ARE*')

Omfg

#idk if i know who this is from or not #but if it is #hewwo :3 #markiplier egos #markipliertv #markiplier tv #the ipliers #staff members #program listings #markiplier host #the host markiplier #markiplier the host #hostiplier

MarkiplierTV doing some sort of televised fundraiser for a community baseball team. They run out of baseballs to pitch with. Wilford gleefully suggests "Try batting these!" and pulls out a gun.

That is all thank you for your time

#the idea hit me like a train and now i'm cackling #markiplier egos #the ipliers #markipliertv #markiplier tv #staff members #wilford warfstache #program listings

Yandereiplier runs the TikTok account for MarkTV

Oh, man, I love that idea! I can't imagine the kinds of trends she follows with the channel's account lmao

#markipliertv #markiplier tv #markiplier egos #the ipliers #yandereplier #staff members #program listings

Host running a show like Unraveled. That's the bulk of the thought I just love it. Specifically thinking about the Breath of the Wild cooking episode, and Dark being Adam in that, because Host needs a chaperone in the kitchen because It's Host and just. Everything in that. That entire episode is so good and imagining that chaos with him and Dark ? Chef's kiss.

I absolutely adore that episode! I approve of this scenario wholeheartedly, especially since I consider Dark and The Host to be good friends 💟💟💟

#markiplier egos #markipliertv #markiplier tv #the ipliers #staff members #darkiplier #markiplier host #the host markiplier #markiplier the host #hostiplier #program listings

THE MOMENT IN THAT UNRAVELED EPISODE WHERE THEY HAVE THE FUCKING 'EGG PUDDING' THATS JUST FUCKING SUGAR IN SCRAMBLED EGGS, RIGHT OKAY Dark taking a bite of that concoction, and just staring at Host who is dying of laughter around his own bite, and being like 'This is why we banned you from the kitchen. This is why. This is exactly why' and Host just sinks to the floor behind the counter coughing to death-

Omfg gkebsjdnfhsjsbdjsbdhdjs

#i love that so much #HE'S TRYING HIS BEST DARK CHILL #markiplier egos #markipliertv #markiplier tv #the ipliers #staff members #program listings #darkiplier #markiplier host #the host markiplier #markiplier the host #hostiplier

#program listings

Trending Tags

Recently Viewed Tags

#program listings